v. greyson

@v-greyson

mostly known for werewolf torts. born in the 80s. she/her or they/them.

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v. greyson @v-greyson· 20d

technically they are loafer pumps. they are the most frivolous way i have ever spent money in my entire life but in my defense I did wear them to sit at counsel table in federal court for a nine-figure case

a picture of a mirror in which someone’s legs and shoes are visible, wearing black trousers and black loafers with silver horsebits on the bridge

v. greyson @v-greyson· 21d

we* grew these cucumbers from seed! *jh, with more help from Essie than from me and my black thumb tbh

Someone’s hand holding a long skinny dark cucumber and a shorter, wider, light green cucumber

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jun 25

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure. What’s yours?

Blucifer, a several-stories-high sculpture of an (ahem) anatomically correct blue Mustang stallion rearing on its hind legs with its mane blowing in an invisible infernal wind and red glowing eyes like the coals of hell, looms ominously over the plains with the lights of the allegedly cursed Denver International Airport in the background

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jun 15

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jun 3

yes exactly I want “I know what you are” moments from like-minded fellows, not smirking questions from normies that know the name of the show from bad jokes about it

a golden lab looking up at the camera while sitting with the text “I know what you are”

v. greyson @v-greyson· May 8

everything in my life is stupid but I did get new helix jewelry today

v. greyson @v-greyson· Apr 22

moz is solar charging

A fluffy black terrier-esque dog is lying on a wooden patio in a sunny spot

v. greyson @v-greyson· Mar 19

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

a tumblr post dated Sept 18 2025 from user walk-up-songs: [one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

v. greyson @v-greyson· Mar 16

hudcon not beating the omega4omega allegations any time soon

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams standing together at the Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty photocall, looking like a couple of snax. Both of them are wearing mesh tops— Connor’s is a brown sheer mesh turtleneck and he is carrying a fur coat over one arm, and Hudson has a black gathered-neck situation with a long train down the back. Their nips are OUT. Connor is wearing a Tiffany diamond-encrusted blocky chain choker. Hudson’s shirt has a solid black mock neckline giving it a collar vibe as well. He is wearing a sparkly wrap bracelet (maybe a Bvlgari Serpenti?). A screenshotted tweet over the picture from @shoe_gal1998 (display name: slay boots) says: I HAVE NOTHING POLITE TO SAY. me too, girl. me too

v. greyson @v-greyson· Mar 15

search your camera roll for hell

A screencap from The Good Place where a bewildered Chidi asks Eleanor, “How are you this close to being dragged to Hell and still horny?”

v. greyson @v-greyson· Mar 8

this is also EXTREMELY easy to research. Here is the US Olympic Committee’s recommendation to athletes for a hard training day/competition day, which is probably every game day for a professional hockey player. IT‘S 50% CARBS. HOCKEY IS CARDIO.

A graphic of a plate. Half is labeled carbohydrates, 1/4 is labeled lean protein, and 1/4 is labeled vegetables

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 25

A partner told me his associates keep having nervous breakdowns so I asked how many associates he has and he said he just goes to on-campus recruiting and gets a new associate afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just giving associates nervous breakdowns and then he fired me for insubordination

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 23

my skyline did this

reverse chronological screenshot of bsky. Lower post by “remedial top school”: the Dunkin bucket is real and can hurt you [link to a news article about a 48 oz “bucket of coffee” sold by Dunkin

Upper post by k8andrewz: what is Ilya’s Dunkin breakfast/coffee order?

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 22

management needs you to spot the difference between these two pictures

Ponyta, a Pokémon that looks like a palomino horse with flames for a mane and tail. It also has big pretty doe eyes

Sidney Crosby, who also looks kind of like a horse lbr, wearing the red team Canada uniform, mid-stride on skates with his stick held across his body

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 12

listen I could never do what the HR author did (be out there with my government name being like “here’s my filed-off slashfic”) but it is funny to contemplate how much it would piss off my homophobic creative writing teacher if I got something like that on the school’s wikipedia

The meme of the guy from Mulan lighting a beacon fire with the caption edited to say Now all of [the world] knows you’re a [fujoshi]

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 10

a Reddit post by user DanArlington: “Another embarrassment. But on the bright side, one day the universe will end”

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 10

a hello kitty mascot sits at a desk with a huge fire at another desk in the background, which Hello Kitty is completely ignoring in favor of looking at her phone. Hello Kitty is captioned “me,” her phone is labeled “fanfiction,” and the flames are labeled “all the stuff I have to do”

a post by user @loewhaley: “after 6 hours of feeling anxious about it, I am happy to report that I have completed the task that took me 4 minutes to do”

a four-panel comic called “IT’S A LIVING” by BUTTPOEMS. One person is talking in each panel.
A: I’m trying
B: Your best?
A: God, I hope not
A: But yeah, probably

an airport sign at a gate that should be providing information on what to do next, but the steps have been replaced by incomprehensible key smashes, so it says “please be ready to GgoAAAANSUhEUgAABHoAAEkCAIA”

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 4

anyway, it’s WIP Wednesday (cw: blood)

The first thing Connor notices about the man kneeling naked on the tile is that he's covered in blood. Old blood, red-brown and crusted with dirt, down the side of his face and his neck, on his arms, matting his dark hair. Fresh blood, dripping steadily from his nose, running red over his full lips and pooling in the hollow of his throat, trickling in rivulets down his broad chest.

That's the other thing—Connor had heard concubine and imagined the fragile, elaborately adorned figures he's seen from the corner of his eye at feast tables. People with long beautiful hair and demure eyes, their ethereal gestures accentuated by gauzy fabrics and shimmering chains. But the man in the baths has the strong shoulders and shorn hair of a soldier. At the sound of Connor's footfalls on the tile, he rises to his feet smoothly, making no effort to conceal his nudity but instead taking the balanced, ready posture of a dancer—or a fighter, Connor realizes, stopping out of arm's reach.

v. greyson @v-greyson· Feb 4

Essie has a book that thinks “floor” and “claw” should rhyme and I can only conclude this was written by someone from Mass. @seascribble.bsky.social can u confirm

a cartoon drawing of a crab from a children’s book with the text: She zips across the rocky floor / pull the tab to snap each claw

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 31

oh it’s deffo not mine, it’s from so deep in tumblr that I have No hope of finding the op

[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't rptate a blorbo" with "microwave time" underneath in small lettering /END ID]

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 25

@nhl says: the penguins’ record in games where Crosby and Malkin both score: 117-10-7. QT: in case anyone cares that’s an 87% win rate

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 12

IT’S SO.

Hudson Williams looking pouty with his little slutty emerald collar

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 12

the chain detail on his collar for Fallon and before that an absolute Neckz N Throatz look for the Actor Awards

Hudson Williams in a black blazer with a black dress shirt that has a chain detail on the collar

Hudson Williams in a double breasted black blazer and a white stone and emerald choker, with Connor Storrie in a pinstripe suit standing behind him with an arm over his shoulder

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 11

Hudson Williams looking like a SNACK in a white silk shirt, white blazer, gold snake necklace, and small gold filigree hoop earrings

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 11

(ref)

a post from user at floornostroszek saying “the operative sexual fantasy of Hannibal is seducing a straight guy through mind control, but the romantic fantasy is that you can be the most impaired, offputting guy alive and the hottest dracula you’ve ever seen will still blow up his life to fuck you one time”

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 9

an XKCD comic of two stick figures talking. Square brackets indicate edits to the original comic’s text. Person 1: [NHL rules are] second nature to us [hockey fans], so it’s easy to forget that the average person probably only knows [which team gets last change] and one or two [types of icing]. Person 2: and [goaltender interference], of course. Person 1: Of course. Caption: Even when they’re trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person’s familiarity with their field.

v. greyson @v-greyson· Jan 7

everything reminds me of Them

a package that says “this is a set / DO NOT SEPARATE”

v. greyson @v-greyson· Dec 28

happy birthday from me and the mozzasaurus himself 💜💜💜💜

A black fluffy terrier sitting on a chair, looking at the camera

v. greyson @v-greyson· Dec 24

ok my low-key “hear me out” about this is I think Jared Keeso bearded up fits the bill and he’s great at the combination of “guy who everyone thinks is incredibly violent but actually is a big nervous sweetie.” plus him and Jacob Tierney are like, longtime creative partners

Jared Keeso, a white guy with reddish brown hair and a red beard, wearing a black suit with a black tie and white shirt, standing in front of a gray backdrop that says “Ontario”

v. greyson @v-greyson· Dec 16

happy birthday!!! in under the wire!!! here is a picture the kid took of the flowers he arranged