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36, gamer, simmer. Come for the shitposts, stay for the fanservice. He/Him/Whatever All of my sims are consenting adults, you better be too.
- Creepy Shadowed Undereyes- I added black eyeshadow to Matteo's face recently as I want him to look sleazier and I feel this adds to his creep factor.
-The Tatted Crook- Recently, Matteo got a snake tattoo on his right arm and a rose on his left leg.
Retook the one photo from Robbie's shoot as I wanted that for my lock screen and I absolutly hated the lighting in the recent photo.
So some good news despite everything right now. After many failed attempts, I finally beat that stupid black deck in Balatro. And the reward for my troubles was unlocking the checkered deck.
This is our current air quality. I have never seen it in the 400’s before. The last wildfire brought it into the 200’s.
Just showing everyone what I woke up to this morning. Ontario is having another wild fire currently an Detroit is covered in smoke and ash as a result. What you see in these pic is not fog. All I can smell right now is burning trees.
-Good Counterpart- I consider Robbie to be this to Don Lothorio. While they both are womanizers, Robbie at least has hidden depths and is a jerk with a heart of gold. Both of these are things Don severely lacks which ultimately caused me to dismiss him as a loathsome sex pest.
I’m getting the urge to make another sim. They will be the third and final Newell cousin introduced into this save file. And the reason why I refer to them as they is because while they will have a masculine frame, I’m deciding for the first time in a long time what the shape of their junk will be.
Robbie also has new ink from Rusty Needles. Because the only thing better than a pin up girl tattoo, is two of them.
Trying out a new tattoo for Benji. I replaced the skull tattoo on his chest with the one from the Rusty Needles tattoo Parlor set made by taurus. Also, you can actually see the tattoo through the mesh of his shirt which I never noticed before.
Beach day at Belle Isle and I got to wear my new tank top today.
-Chivalrous Pervert- While Arthur does have the ability to craft love potions, he makes a point to never use them or sell them to other sims. He feels that using magic to influence another sims consent is no better than standard date rape.
Browsing through cupids corner tonight and… yep, this is probably the most Zach coded photo I’ve ever seen. The game did all the work for me.
-Irony- Gabe is my incubus (Faerie) sim and needs constant sexual attention to stay alive, yet he is the sim i have produced the least amount of smut with.
-Romance with the Fan- One potential future pairing that may come about is between Action Movie Star Enzo and his hopelessly shy fan, Jayden.
-Manly Gay, Camp Gay- When they are paired up together, Benji is the manly pan to Quinn’s camp gay respectively.
-Comically Missing The Point- If you match up with Dillon on Gaydar and ask him, “What are you into?” Most likely he’ll tell you his hobbies.
As I mentioned before, Matteo is my modern take on the Dastardly Whiplash trope. He also was inspired by ineffectual sympathetic villains such as Waluigi and Dan Backslide.
Part 2... is not too exiting. But Zach did leave behind a nice DNA deposit.
Calvin and Zach are having some fun in the night club bathroom.
-The Horny Bard- Robbie has high skill in the guitar. And he has the ability to serenade a sim of his choosing to make it easier for him to seduce them.
-Comedic Underwear Exposure- Not only does Zack typically sleep on this outfit, (yes, even the hat) but this is also one of his party outfits. This means that if he spawns on a nightclub lot or throws a party, there is a chance he will be dressed like this.