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A guy named Mike. I have never learned how to shut the fuck up. He/him
Six years later and we’re still telling ourselves that the only reason Bernie lost *this* state after trailing in every poll was because Jim Clyburn has mind control powers.
“How dare we let these fuckers from deep red states have so much of a say in our primary election”. -People who are still relitigating this election.
I thought we all realized that the “ I have depicted you as the soyjack!” move is really fucking lame and only chuds and dipshits do it, but I guess the “Bloodless Quant” crowd didn’t get the memo.
Shit, I also think Dems should stop voting “yes” on Trump nominees. It’s just that: 1- This would not stop the overwhelming majority of those nominations going through. 2- Contrary to popular belief, that would be a degree MORE obstructionist than Republicans under McConnell ever were.
The nadir of this redneck white knighting shit has to be acknowledging that rural voters have more power than urban ones and use that power to vote for fucking fascists and then still smol beaning them anyway.
The city of Lancaster, PA itself is not Amish Paradise. It’s a normal medium-sized city with these demographics.
Mark Weaver determining how upset he should be about a brutal sexual assault:
“I am a righteous moral absolutist”. “COME ON, THAT RAPE ONLY MEASURED 1.0 ON THE RAPETER SCALE AND HE ONLY DID IT ONCE, YOU FUCKING SHITLIB!”
As disgusting as for spaghetti is, it’s better than the Pizza Hut box in the first image. If a PH box with THAT logo is on the floor in a world where Mario Galaxy exists, then it’s been sitting there for at least eight years.
This one? (Sidenote: All of these kids have multiple current-gen consoles. How fucking rich do your parents have to be to get you a PS1 AND an N64 back when those consoles were new?)
Fwiw, his election was never actually competitive, but he also wasn’t some Beto-tier overperformer who did better than a Dem had any right to. He performed as well any given flannel-wearing rural white boy Dem would have.
I’ve kinda wondered if we can speed up edpol/suburban realignment by reminding well-educated suburbanites that the GOP belongs to people like this.
“The Director of National Security used an assassination attempt on the president who would eventually nominate him to promote his grift: exploiting meme stock investors who believe their shitty stock moves will lead to an apocalyptic infinite money glitch” -A sentence that will soon be true.
I hate how much of this website is people with severely undertreated depression finding likeminded individuals and convincing each other that the only moral/rational thing to do is continue to spiral downward forever.
If you play with the butterfly effect map long enough, these two close elections from 2010 start looking like some of the most important elections of the last 20 years.
I have accepted that living in a society where this type of guy gets his way is on the balance worse than living in a society where he and his ilk are told on every institutional level to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Anyway, don’t tell Jade I’m here. She told me in her official capacity as a Bluesky Guardian that I’m not welcome here and banished me in a display that was totally cool and not at all cringe and embarrassing.
Would you believe this isn’t the first time I’ve seen this exact person use the “Ahhh, but did you know that you’ve been…labeled!” thing as a gotcha and it is still very very fucking lame lmao.
The 1993-1995 senate was 57D-43R but they were playing by completely different rules than we are. On the one hand: Dixiecrats are still around. Two of those 57 would be Republicans by 1996. Other hand: This is what SCOTUS nominations used to look like.
Love posts like this where the implication is that bullying is a progressive force for beating the fash vibes out of future chuds as if “let’s pick on the (x) kid for being different!” was anything but reactionary.
Remember: Don’t be mad at the Republican SCOTUS Justices for today’s ruling. Fight the real enemy: This guy who voted for Thomas and has been dead for 20 years.
This isn’t even the first time they made a live-action origin story.
The last three federal statewide elections in Mississippi look like this. You cannot gerrymander a statewide race. A majority of Mississippi’s voting population just plain fucking sucks, gerrymandering or no.
Either that or it’s a Groyper’s Paradise whose left flank is kept around to give the CHUDs a thin veneer of plausible deniability when they start talking about the ZOG in public.