Shit weather made me spend the day inside. Luckily, I got to hang out with very inspiring and creative people. Terry Pratchett, Marina Abramović, Nadya Tolokonnikova and Oliver Sacks.

Miksipä en maksaisi 450 taalaa FIFAn 17,5cm ruohokuutiosta? On tuolla toki kalliimpiakin käikäleitä. Ennen lisätutkimuksia oletan, että New Jerseyn veronmaksajat hoitivat finaalinurtsin kustannukset ja nyt Infantino ja kätyrit käärivät käkkylät itselleen.

Jarla otti meidän toissailtaisen keikan näin tosissaan.

Tänään ekaa kertaa kuukausiin lavalla @jarla.bsky.social ja vähemmän tunnettujen kahjojen kanssa. Tervetuloa Torven tämän vuoden omituisimman kattauksen ääreen!

The hand-drawn back of my jacket. I also have a self-made band shirt somewhere, with a carefully designed Nine Inch Snail.

A dude I don't know that well just gave me a birthday present while I played Hackney Colliery Band's Prodigy medley. I'm not sure I deserve this.

Nyt se on julkista: Mun eka itse rakentama ilta Torvessa seitsemään vuoteen, 11. päivänä ensi kuuta. En olisi edes harkinnut tämän järkkäämistä, jos ei päivämäärä olisi mahtunut VTT-kollega Pertti @jarla.bsky.social kalenteriin. Fingerporisti on meidän livesetin lisäksi yksi deejiistä. Tervetuloa!

... In the middle of our street ... In the middle of our

Have you seen this gorgeous silliness by @welegi.lol?

My mind was in turmoil for weeks, nothing novel got out. The creative hiatus seems to be over, I'm working on two very different aural experiments simultaneously. One is for the @stellarmantis.bsky.social character Eliza and the other is clearly inspired by @slugglove.bsky.social. WIP turds soon.

New Punisher special will be available on May 12. It'll be glorious if it is somehow a clear fuck you to those bizarre morons who worship his symbol for very wrong reasons. Judging by the ongoing Daredevil season, the writers aren't fans of ICE or other cunty folks currently terrorizing the States.

Polish filmmakers seem woke as fuck. The action flick 'Codename: Devil' (Diabeł) is two years old and it has a scathing #Epstein reference. The current GOP and other Epstein class monsters can't avoid becoming globally known as the proudest and most dangerous pedophile cult anywhere, ever. Good.

My favourite Catwoman turns 68 today. Michelle Pfeiffer is sixty-fucking-eight years old. The random Twitter user I snatched this selfie from claims the photo was taken just weeks ago. Blimey. I'd say the suit would still fit and she'd look incredibly good, anything but a wrinkled feline grandma.

Happy birthday @edgarwright.bsky.social ❤ Time for a 'Spaced' reunion, finally?

My JD Vance ridicule repost is more liked than anything I'm actually on Bluesky for, so here's an example of my main shenanigans. From a recording session with the 'Fingerpori' cartoonist @jarla.bsky.social and my oldest friend Cédrik Bano. The poet you hear in the background is Markus Karekallas.

Oma panokseni ajankohtaiseen kielihämmennykseen. Kotikaupunkini Lahti ja sen ehkä hetkellistä ymmyrkää aiheuttavia taivutusmuotoja.

Somewhat related to the Pentagon Good Friday fuckery. The "devout" Catholic, impressively embarrassing vice president JD Vance exploiting a Methodist church photo.

Lahessa näkyy harvoin mitään natsiääliöilyä, mutta näitä tarroja on kuulemma nähty keskustassa. True Grit on sopivan antifa, ystävien paikallisbändi peittämään paskan.

The second season of 'Cross' features a couple of this year's greatest "baddies." The story was probably written before the Epstein turd turned into a global shitaclysm, but despising certain scum as viscerally as I do might affect some thoughts this soulful and bingeworthy eight-parter provokes.

Villains couldn't get much more gorgeous than Finnegan (Monica Bellucci) in 'Nekrotronic.'

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (Les Douze travaux d'Astérix) Even though I usually avoid dubbed movies, this one I love - and have only ever watched - in Finnish.

Green Room

VTT:n kautta on saatavilla härskimpääkin Jarlaa. Esimerkiksi tuosta tölkin sidontakuvasta on jäljellä muutama uniikki, puinen tauluversio. Viime keikalta saattaa myös löytyä kuumottavaa äänimateriaalia, jossa tuo sarjiskummajainen voihkii ja ölisee meidän improbiisiin samalla kun häntä näykitään.

Unlike the States' justice system, the silly Twin Peaks title generator works.

The photo makes the Olympic Winter Games look like Disneyfied Kimble.

I'll go through my archive, I can't remember what Sinatra-infused, jamesbondian swing lounge tunes I've found while compiling different film noir/crime jazz DJ sets. This was the newest reply I saw. Weirdly, no YT comments mentioned any artists like this. Some just went "this shit is AI, fuck you."

It's been ~15 years since I first saw the 2010 remake of 'I Spit on Your Grave.' I remember liking the movie, but never bothered to give it another go. Now I did. My empathy levels have gone haywire, the revenge part is now a frisson-riddled tearjerker. The Trump bunch deserves similar treatment.