The story is the living embodiment of this Matt Bors cartoon

Getting ready #NoKings

Can this be a solution?

I've always loved hot dogs and I still eat them even though I'm vegan. (Vegan hot dogs, obvs.) I love kraut, mustard, hot peppers, Cole slaw, some times relish or ketchup added, if I am feeling Fiesty. By the way, I made vegan shucos over the summer, which were INCREDIBLE! Highly recommended.

No one likes a party popper but:

Squire Squirle

Some #GoodTrouble in Foley Sq, NYC

Post a book you love from the 70s

Lmao

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My new avatar

Recalls this Twitter classic

This is the frame!

I love real mashed potatoes but I also love this mashed potato simulacrum, with loads of lemon juice mixing in the melted butter 🤷‍♀️. Can't beat that long-term storage taste.