Det. Vera, CSI

@veradarkmatter

Expert on crimb. I’m lives with mine Bestie Lou, Frenemie Jack, doggo Josie and mine momb.

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Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 5d

Sunny times on mine cattio

A tabby and white cat sits on a cat tower on an outside deck screened in with fencing

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 8d

#Dogust

A small black and tan dogs yawns while she sits. She is wearing a black and white bandana from Sees candy

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 9d

Momb says “it’s soooo hot 🥵!!” But dis Vera happy to nap on mine heetid blankee 🥰

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 11d

Fun fakkt: momb call Bestie Lou all of these names: Boo Boo My boo da boo da boo Baby Boo

A white cat with some gray markings and a gray heart shaped nose sits on a chair, looking directly at the camera with partially closed eyes

The same white cat lies on a white quilt with his body folded into a bit of a U-shape

The same white Cat now lies on the same white quilt, but all stretched out

The same white Cat sits on the same white quilt in a more circular shape

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 13d

This is ours doggo cousin. Name of Charlie. Occupation: 🔎🔎crimb reporter four the nuws.

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 19d

Well if yoo is liking this, then yoo will LOOVE this video of Jack toe floof undor the ceiling fann

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 19d

Fun fakt: momb call Frenemie Jack “JackiePants”

A long-haired white cat with gray markings and bright blue eyes sits on the counter, looking up and over your left shoulder

A long-haired white cat lays on her bed looking up so that you are looking sort of up his little pink nostrils

A long-haired white cat with gray markings lays on an ottoman on his side with his back legs displayed

A long-haired white cat with grey markings sits on an ottoman playing with a green and white string

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 20d

Well frens, we continue to be forgored. Frenemie Jack thinks the catte sittor is great, on account of him havings NONEBRAINs. Bestie Lou is letting hims fase be seen, but is still v v caushus. I am too smart to let this laddy see mine fase. She only think there are 2 cattos in the haus!! Dum lady

A long-haired white cat with gray markings and bright blue eyes and sits on the counter, looking directly into the camera looking exceptionally cute

And white cat with gray markings and dark eyes crouches on the floor looking a little cautious.

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 21d

🚨Frens, we have been forgored!! An ladie is heer saying that we shud trust hers becos she is ours “catte sittor”. I am none havings any part of this bullshittory 😡

A tabby and white cat pees through a sliding glass door from the outside.

To white and grey cats sit on a floor near some cat toys and a litter box.

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 22d

Babies 🥰

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· 27d

Okay so we gotted ours tales mesured an heer what it say: Vera tale an petite an ladylikes 12 inchors Bestie Lou taol an solid 12.5 inshes Frenemie Jack an impressive 14.3 inshishes @flyhappycat.bsky.social

Three strings are on a table next to a ruler. A red string measuring 12 1/2 inches represents Bestie loose tail. In the middle there is a pink string that measure measures The petite and dainty 12 inch tail of detective Vera. On the right is a green string noticeably a longer than the others representing giant tail

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jul 5

This is mine fase wen mine doggo sit on Momb lap.

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jul 1

This is how to watch Worrld Cup ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 18

Thinking anbout taking an nap

A tabby and white cat lays on her side on a blanket with her eyes half closed

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 17

If yoo can belieb this, Momb took ours doggo on an littol vakashun! She forgot th me!!!! 😫😫😫

A tiny black and tan dog looks out a window at a blurry beach scene

A small black and tan dog sits on the foot of a bed, looking out of a window at a beach

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 13

Paws in Bestie 💚

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 12

So I *mite* have overreaktid to Momb trying to steel mine claw tips and I *may* hav poked some holes in hers face, neck an arm 🤷‍♀️

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 10

Bestie Lou makes the best shapes!! 🔸🔻▪️

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 9

The SUMMOR OF SNOGGLES is start in 3 daes wen Momb is done with skool

A tabby and white cat is curled up on a blanket with her paws and towards the camera. She is excited for her human to be done with school and to stay home over the summer.

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 9

Hallo naybor catte 👋🙋‍♀️

Det. Vera, CSI@veradarkmatter· Jun 9

Are there any ant people or other etymologist on Bluesky that can explain what is happening here? I saw similar piles of these ants this time last year. Visible in the evening and then gone in the morning.