This is what saving up for the weekend did to me

Spent all weekend without release might empty my blue balls

The thing about boxers is sometimes things slip out

There’s a lump in my gym shorts

All squeeky clean no more musk off to bed

Happy underwear day y’all

Bursting out

I have a bone-er to pick with you

Gotta shower wipe the goon musk off me night yall

Gooning time

Can yall stop being so hot and sexy bricking me up so much

Colourful morning

Someone woke it up

Shh don’t wake it up its sleeping

Morning y’hole

Something else had to breathe too ;)

Home all alone and it seems my friend hates being cooped up

Semi

So tight it wants to burst out

Happy #humpday