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I came here to look at robot art. On tumblr @agent-chugway. Read my fics on ao3 @raazdurbain. 30s. verersatz.straw.page

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verersatz@verersatz· 8d

i'm so sorry that i literally never remember to check my strawpage but thank you so much 😭 unfortunately i deleted my twitter account when elon bought it and i'm not willing to use it anymore but it does make me sad to miss out on the twitter-exclusive fandom

strawpage ask that reads "I love your two winds cream fics thx sooo much :)) too bad you aren't on Twitter"

verersatz@verersatz· 8d

strong contender for worst use of a bed

a brindle dog lying on his side stretched out in a dog bed. his front down to about his shoulders is not actually in the bed but on the carpet beside it. his tail is also hanging over the edge and his back is pressed against and kind of around a table leg in a position that looks like it would be a nightmare for your spine.

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verersatz@verersatz· 22d

like.........as opposed to what mobile, console, and PC is everything, buddy. that's all the things.

The company will allegedly revolve its new plans around "mobile, casino gaming, console, and PC".

verersatz@verersatz· 28d

hey @marthawells.com did you know there's little Murderbot references tucked into the official Slack API documentation? fun thing I came across yesterday

screenshot of code for a Slack API call. most of the text isn't relevant here except the following:
{
"type": "text",
"text": Timestream Defenders Orion"
}

another screenshot with an API call for a rich text field, which includes the following:
{
"type": text",
"text": "Worldhoppers"
}

$third screenshot depicting example code for an email field that reads as following: { "column_id": "Col123", "email": ["perihelion@univmiharanewtideland.com"] }$

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 27

please say hello to the second custom (blokees) figure i've ever made, IDW Drift! i feel like i've been working on him forever but it's been worth it. taking it upon myself to do what hasbro refuses to 😤 #maccadam #transformers #dratchet

Custom figure of Drift with the design he has at the end of MTMTE and into Lost Light. He has the standard blocky Blokees body that has been painted and modified in various ways to match the design, and extra pieces and kibble have been added to him. He's posed holding a sword in front of him.

Same custom figure of Drift, this time standing in dramatic pose with his arm reaching behind him as if he's drawing his sword from the scabbard on his back

Custom Drift figure in an action pose with his two swords drawn. My custom Ratchet figure is behind him holding two guns up in the air. The photo is mimicking a panel from the MTMTE comics which is shown alongside them.

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 26

hey gmail are you sure

screenshot of some text with the word pre-planned underlined with a red squiggly line. next to it, the spell check menu is open displaying suggestions such as per-planned, ore-planned, pr-planned, re-planned, and most importantly, pee-planned

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 26

the original torment nexus tweet from the meme edited with certain words crossed out and replaced. crossed out words are in brackets, added words are in parentheses.

[Sci Fi Author] (Margaret Atwood): In my book I invented the (reproductive rights) Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

[Tech Company] NY Times: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel [Don't Create the Torment Nexus] (The Handmaid's Tale)

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 25

😭😭😭😭

Tiny red and white toy of a racecar with a big spoiler and a Japanese character on the side posed next to a tiny ambulance toy

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 20

yeah my thoughts exactly

View through the bars of my balcony of some dude in his backyard building the roof of a metal shed with a super bright light he set up

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 14

title of my autobiography

A box containing some kind of toy or something that is labeled Emotional Hairy Monsters

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 6

hello again ben from bilbo 🐶

brindle dog curled up on top of or maybe with his white fleece dog bed, gazing into the distance with dark eyes

verersatz@verersatz· Jun 5

the next blokees galaxy wave is called lost light I'm not okay

Post from r/Blokees subreddit from user speedballharo9:

Update Preorder listing for Transformers Galaxy vol 11 Lost light 08/26 £69.99 (Note this the galaxy vol with idw rodimus Ultramagnus as Silhouette previewed in vol 10)

Post shows screenshot of a pre-order listing for Blokees galaxy vol 11 with the name Lost Light

verersatz@verersatz· May 30

okay I found it

screenshot of me saying "oh god eva stratt is idw prowl's self insert"

verersatz@verersatz· May 28

i remembered this #murderbot meme i made two years ago so i'm sharing it here too, love them both

meme of a chill-looking golden retriever labeled Three above the text "living weapon created for violence." the dog is sitting next to a very aggressive snarling werewolf labeled ART which is above the text "spaceship that does science and teaches college"

verersatz@verersatz· May 15

Comic panel featuring a cartoony-looking Starscream wearing a crown and with a really exaggerated evil grin. The narration boxes say, "But Starscream put on his Starscream-iest grin. He'd realized a way he could finally win."

verersatz@verersatz· May 9

things got really weird for deckerd after yuuta grew up and left the police force

netflix advertisement for a show called R.J. Decker featuring a big picture of some man standing in front of palm trees holding a camera with a gunshot hole through the lens.

text reads:
S1 E1 - Pilot
R.J. Decker is a former newspaper photgrapher and ex-con who starts over as a private investigator in the colorful-if-crime-filled world of South Florida. The series follows him tackling cases that range from slightly odd...
TV14 - Drama - 2026

verersatz@verersatz· May 4

IT'S HERE 🎉🎉

A copy of the Murderbot Diaries book Platform Decay by Martha Wells

verersatz@verersatz· May 2

thank u tomodachi life he's perfect

Screenshot from Tomodachi Life of a Mii with Starscream's face wearing an egg costume and standing in a sassy pose. He is saying, "I can't buy the crinkled-up magazine from the front of the rack. I need a pristine one from the back!"

verersatz@verersatz· Apr 22

🥰

wavy banner with a happy star and rainbow alongside the words "I made it on the AI HATERS BLOCKLIST"

verersatz@verersatz· Apr 16

the decepticons don't stand a chance

propaganda-style recruitment poster featuring the extremely Shaped furai ratchet standing in front of the autobot symbol. the text next to him reads: are you ready for your check-up? he is.

along the bottom of the poster is a banner that says: til all are one! join the AUTOBOTS today!

verersatz@verersatz· Apr 16

🩷 Character I love and five moots to post theirs! I love him so muchhhhh it makes me sick @burtie.bsky.social @motolokiev.bsky.social @msmarquise.bsky.social @greatcatsbys.bsky.social @testbot2060.bsky.social

Little cute Ratchet from TF GoGo holding a giant syringe labeled Health Dispenser and saying, "How about some nutrition juice?"

verersatz@verersatz· Apr 15

don't unpack if ur problematic

a stack of boxes wrapped in plastic on a store shelf with a handwritten sign taped to it that says DNI

verersatz@verersatz· Apr 13

verersatz@verersatz· Apr 11

oh nooo i forgot about my strawpage existing and there was actually something there, i'm so sorry for accidentally ignoring this whoever it was thank you so much, i wrote the code for that work skin myself! i'm happy to dig it up and post it to ao3 for other people to use if they'd like <3

verersatz@verersatz· Mar 31

this gave me a jumpscare, are our dogs long-lost siblings

brindle dog with a mostly-white face resting his front paws on the arm of the couch with his chin laid on top of them. he's staring forward with big dark eyes and his eternal resting sad face

brindle dog lying on the couch viewed from the side. he's draped the front of himself over a long pillow and has his head resting between his paws

verersatz@verersatz· Mar 30

PSA if you use reddit, check your privacy settings! They added this option to track you offsite and it seems to be set to opt in by default

Screenshot of Reddit privacy settings. Under the heading Advertising is an option with a toggle that says

Ads off Reddit
Allow Reddit to measure Reddit paid marketing campaigns on other sites and apps.

verersatz@verersatz· Mar 28

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