Vernors Herzog
@vernorsherzog
Lanstronaut | Michigander | Midwestern as heck | co-runner of Lansing Facts | here to make dumb jokes, get smarter about politics, and occasionally post about sports (he/him)
at no point in this headline did I have any idea what word was coming next
committing election fraud just so I can vote against Haley Stevens twice
oh no, the keyboardist for Journey hates Springsteen? do we know how the tambourine player from Night Ranger feels? should we check with the trombone player from Boston?
pretty excited to let Adobe AI turn the 1,000 page state of Michigan omnibus budget bill into a podcast
Bridge Michigan putting these items back to back is devious behavior (complimentary)
BREAKING: sources confirm Mitch McConnell is still alive but he’s trapped in the Phantom Zone from Superman 2
“Senator McConnell appreciates the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery in the hospital.”
I’m sorry, surely you’re not besmirching pro-consent anthem “Chattahoochee”
it’s fun how CAPTCHAs are just insane now I failed to set up an Apple Store appointment this morning because I can’t read whatever this ancient Sumerian ass text is
a friend is throwing a 90s themed party, so I get to break out this late 1900s artifact
would love if my alma mater could stay out of the news for five goddamn minutes
Facebook is reaching levels of Boomerposting that scientists once thought were impossible
I’m sad to report that my I Voted sticker design did not get selected for the contest
Three Times One Minus One has dropped out of the America 250 concert
“the new girlfriend is women. that’s the plan now. that’s the goal. the woke mob says if I’m ‘straight’ I have to ’like women.’ huh! what are we doing? what’s going on?”
thank you, Google AI, for this helpful description of Superman ice cream
move over Rob Lowe NFL Hat, I have the perfect shirt for anyone who loves the Concept of Football