throwback to the laziest, dumbest Warhammer 40k joke I've ever come up with (and can't be the only one who has)

I just think you should observe my darling boy

Find me a car with better hectarage per tank of kerosene.

I think you all need to see my cat, it's important

DS1 Pulsar lookin' ass AK, magnificently cursed

Walgreens leaning into the concept of one-stop shopping

A game that nobody else remembers playing: The Crystal Key! I sucked at it

I'm so fucking tired. I don't want to earn tickets to Universal Studios, I just want you to stop charging me almost 50% of my monthly paycheck

For those that are still with us, I'm glad you are. May the path up the mountain someday be made easy. Happy Trans Day of Remembrance 🏳️‍⚧️

real cool internet we got here

Same energy

Really hoping it's just stuff like this:

does he know if i do not go to work i cannot purchase the crunchies he demands? does he even know this??

Just heroic levels of pettiness from ol' Cranky

noooooo bro it's a hussar design bro it's not a Tötenkopf we're apolitical brooooooo

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

it keeps happening!!

rare real me, for posterity's sake

immediately thought of this poor soul.

I'm gonna become the fucking Joker

literally can't with this guy sometimes

hey everyone I found a list of all the rest of Musk's Boy Army