I genuinely cannot imagine a world, where Meta have gutted Instagram so thoroughly and made it such a cavalcade of slop & ads, that I would even consider a paid subscription as service model of Instagram. Gotta make up for the abhorrent AI losses somewhere I guess?

Honestly I wouldn't touch an egg that looked like that either

Growing up in the countryside is sick until you've gotta go somewhere fuck me it took TWO HOURS to get a taxi into town but I have candy sooo

C'MON THE FUCKENG LADS

CMON TH' ING ER LUN

It is time for hair of the dog

Call the ombudsman I've got the gator skin galoshes on

Scene Report: Urban Excursions

Scene Report: Bucolic Britain

[so loud it rattles your molars] HUH?!?

For a second I was like "well duh he's just protecting his nest and eggs"

These white Spain kits are FUEGO 🔥🔥🔥

Mr Fucker

My fraternal Yosep, this poo was from a CREATURE. Mine own creature (attached), in fact. It was found upon mine own person after we experienced a most stressful toilet experience (we were too giddy in our regular burying routine and launched 1 turd from the litter box onto me)

Some dipshitoid at Airtox (literally WHO?!?) has likely spent the GDP of a small nation advertising a... Batman themed work shoe??? On EVERY SINGLE WORLD CUP AD BREAK

Heh turd pillar

This 97-Year-Old Dunmer Still Achieves CHIM The Old Fashioned Way

Goose Value 71 has consumed me entirely

Some of you need to be investing in a different steam machine tbqh

Andy Burnham looks a bit like Peter Griffin if you ran him through a crash diet & ozempic plan

I do believe the new flowers are to her liking

Yeah nah not having this. We need an inquiry pronto.

I do have a shrine to a large Czech man on my desk...

Nice