📼Knarf Black📼
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MN based video guy. At least 25% of my posts are random, un-proofread intrusive thoughts. Watch my spooky short film:
You would think it would be difficult for a movie to live down to such a uniquely terrible title, but B:EvS managed with flying colors, mostly by being completely boring and lifeless. Not even a fun hate watch.
Finished up with Hell is Us, which was a wildly mixed bag. The environments, exploration, and world building are all top notch, and they even hang a bit of a lampshade on the protagonist being so dull and unlikeable. On the other hand, combat is a huge mess of interesting ideas poorly implemented.
When you're trying to consecrate your own bishops and the pope hits you with one of these:
Them: You'd better not be in the office playing Starving in the Belly of a Whale by Tom Waits as a Vib-Ribbon level on a CRT. Me:
Pictured - Elon arguing that he's "not a killer" after letting all those African children die:
When I see people riffing/shitting on Star Wars while still referring to Baby Yoda as "Grogu":
It looks like they mashed together a bunch of those "The Best... Album in the World...Ever!" compilations from the late 90s.
Why didn't anyone warn me about Pepsiman? I'm taking psychic damage over here. Why does Pepsi want to kill Pepsiman? Is the fat American man his alter ego?