Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
"In small packages, sometimes big packages come. I’m saying my dick is big. I have a huge penis, Luke.."
BILLY JOEL’S MANAGER: We want it to be sexy. Something that will make women go weak in the knees. RECORD LABEL: How bout a pale disembodied head with dead eyes surrounded by pitch blackness?
why are they always ripped. i want to see a centaur who's built like a professional bowler