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VioletBrown@violetbrown· 16d

Look at this pretty girl

Calico Kahlia the cat sits at the top of the stairs, smiling for the camera

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jul 16

Wtf. Also I have a fever and no other symptoms aside from burning eyes, headache, and a slight cough. Can horrible air pollution give you a fever? Or is this just terrible timing?

a graphic showing the air quality index for Guelph is 521, Hazardous. Main pollutant: PM2.5.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jun 18

Dogs are weird because they do things humans do. Roscoe had a sneezing fit walking past a neighbour's hedge that's in bloom. He burps loudly after almost every meal. Yesterday he drank water too fast, choked, and had a coughing fit. Dogs are way too human

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo lying on the ground looking at the camera. There's a small yellow pom-pom on the ground next to him. That belongs to the cat (not pictured).

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jun 15

Came home from walking the dog to this rascal a few feet from the door. There are two more hidden in the Virginia creeper behind him. I'm assuming they were following mom on a quest to raid the grackle nest in the vines about twelve feet up.

A baby raccoon sits on a railing and looks at the camera warily, while two more are hidden in the Virgina creeper on the right side of the frame. No idea where their mom is

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jun 7

Roscoe went to the beach for the first time today

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo drinks lake Ontario water. He's on the beach and probably has worms now but he loved it

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jun 5

Roscoe stuck his face into a patch of columbines

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo lies on a grey blanket. He's smiling and has columbine petals above is left eye and across his snout

VioletBrown@violetbrown· May 22

Roscoe in the weeds

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo sits in a field of goutweed, an orange leash attached to his neck

VioletBrown@violetbrown· May 14

Calico Kitty

Calico Kahlia lies down on a brown leather chesterfield, her front paws folded under her

VioletBrown@violetbrown· May 13

Got the dog an RFID feeder to keep the cat from eating dog food. As you can see it's working swimmingly.

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo stands in front of his RFID feeder while Kahlia the calico cat eats from it. They're working cooperatively so the cat can eat dog food, thwarting all efforts to keep her on her diet.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· May 3

Impossible Mission for the Commodore 64. Best game ever. I can still hear the scary mad scientist saying "Stay Awhile. Stay FOREVER!!!!"

A screenshot from the 1980s game Impossible Mission, with the special event on the elevator and a map showing all of the rooms. There are eight hours left on the clock, suggesting this is the start of the game.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Apr 25

Happy #Caturday everyone.

Calico Kahlia sits on a blue heating pad with a purple cushion behind her. She's sort of sitting like a person would, which is her style.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Apr 18

Happy #Caturday everyone!

Calico Kahlia waves to the camera from her cat bed

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Mar 24

Imagine using your foot as a pillow

Calico Kahlia is curled up in her cat bed, chin resting on her hind foot

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Mar 9

I don't know why she sits like this

Calico Kahlia the cat reclines comfortably on a beige couch with a quilt hanging over the back of it. Her tail is splayed out in front of her, between her legs. Her left elbow is propped up on a cushion. She's wearing a look of derision on her face.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 28

The view from the office

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 26

Check out this letter Max Scherzer's kid wrote to the Blue Jays. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Dear Blue Jays,
I am so sorry that you didn't win the World Series. I hope that you win next time. I hope my dad is back on the team. My whole family loves spending time in Toronto with our dad. We loved the aquarium, the CN tower, and of course the stadium. I am looking forward to coming back next season.
Love,
Max Scherzer's daughter

Emagaway: Back in December Brooke wrote this letter, put it in an envelope and asked us to mail it to the Blue Jays. Looks like she gets her wish! Last season had an amazing impact on our entire family and we couldn't be more excited to be back in Toronto!! Season 19 here we go!

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 26

Cat on a heating pad

Kahlia the calico cat lies on a heating pad. She's lying on her back like a human. She's made of liquid and is flat like a puddle.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 16

Took maybe 30 pics but here we go

All my friends we are drunk

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 10

The opposite of Long Kitty

Calico Kahlia stretches out on a blue and white rug

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 10

Long Kitty

Calico Kahlia lies on a blue and white rug, stretching as long as a cat cat

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 6

Kahlia is ENTHRALLED with the opening ceremony

Calico Kahlia the cat sits watching the opening ceremonies on television. Please don't judge my cluttered house.

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 6

Red Rose tea in the Greedo mug

A big mug with Greedo on it, filled with tea

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Feb 4

I am blessed to live with a real live Muppet

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo smiles for the camera. He needs a haircut, as usual

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jan 11

Roscoe needs a haircut and a bath but he's still adorable 🥰

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo has really messy fur. He's lying on a brown cushion on a brown couch, and looks adorable

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jan 10

Happy #Caturday everyone! Hope you get a nap or three in this weekend

Calico Kahlia sleeps in her cat bed

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jan 7

The cat went to the vet this week and was a very good girl. Marked safe from rabies.

Calico Kahlia peeks out of her carrier

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Jan 4

They have their own couch

Roscoe the black and white cockapoo sleeps in the foreground, while Calico Kahlia sleeps in the background. They're on an old beige couch with a quilt over the back. Roscoe's face is buried in a fuzzy blanket

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Dec 25

Annual Christmas Eve charcuterie

A giant cutting board covered in cheese, meats, preserves, crackers, olives, and nuts

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Dec 24

Knit my kid a sweater for Xmas. Finally finished it and the cat thinks it's hers

Calico Kahlia the cat lies down on a vaguely Cowichan style sweater with elk and maple leaves on it

VioletBrown@violetbrown· Dec 17

I can see why!

A fluffy ball of grey and white feathers. A puffling