Another day, another pool party.

Hot.

I do need to extend my sleeve you know.

I know I’ve been a bit quiet lately. Blame late stage patriarchy. But today is pool party day! Hope your Saturday is full of good stuff.

Because it’s almost @polypolyoxenfree.me’s birthday and because she basically begged me to post this, here is a Snapchat memory from last summer.

Real footage of me after throwing out my back while brushing my teeth. Except the Victorians had opium and I do not.

Lemme see that hot financial stability.

Fingers Friday! Is that a thing? Should we make it a thing? This is a reminder that you can feel free to contribute to the manicure fund at any time. 💅 cash.app/$VioletIsDel...

If you were behind me on the trail today, how was the view?

She’s not just a nice rack, she reads, too! A kind friend gifted this recommended book from my Throne list.

Mono Monday from your thick lazy fave. Is there anything sexier than a full coverage bra and baggy yoga pants? Whatever, don’t care. 😘

💅🏼

Squishy Thursday thighs.

Siri, play FourFiveSeconds.

Someone wants to ensure my ass stays big and sent a dozen candy bars.

It’s me, I’m your friend. AMA. I can’t be any less reliable than ChatGPT.

There’s junk in the trunk and then there’s whatever this is.

“Why do they keep voting for him?” you wonder.

I do what I want when I want.

face reveal: wrong answers only

I’ll be laughing when everybody else runs out.

Posting this reminder for me.

It’s your Tuesday tease.