M A R M (@virtualmarmalade) · DIRTY

M A R M

@virtualmarmalade

33, FL, USA any pronouns are ok 👍 amateur ttrpg writer, online opinion haver/shitposter, sonic/zelda/pokemon fan, cute dog haver rip cohost eggbug forver 🫡 icon:

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M A R M@virtualmarmalade· 7h

omg twinsies

Soul virtue extractor: Kindness (71%). Green Soul. "No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel." Secondary virtue is Bravery (61%). Lowest virtue is Perseverance (33%)

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· 1d

it's the year of linux on desktop folks

default linux mint desktop

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· 12d

out of context spiderman spoiler

tornadus vmax

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· 19d

what if i became a vtuber

slime girl vtuber with a sleeveless top and a bow on it. she has her cheek in her hand and a sweet smile

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· 29d

i love that snakes do this when its hot outside they're so cute

photo of a snake poking its head up out of a bush

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Jun 24

TOBERT FOXINGTON

screenshot of the last deltarune newsletter. it says, "Sorry to keep you waiting!"

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Jun 23

hey games are just games, theres a lot of other stuff to be thinking/talking about its ok. i know you're a cat person but here's a picture of my dog

photo of a cute medium-sized dog sitting on a couch looking at camera

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Jun 9

wait this fucking rules actually (rngdle.com)

rngdle result. i have rolled the number 350493, earning me 30,351 EP and 12 badges. from those badges i have composed a poem: sharp strange gem eleven crustacean lake phantom return tree follow

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· May 20

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· May 19

little bastard (affectionate)

weavile on the gavorite pokemon site. it has a caption from MARM that says, "little b****** (affectionate)"

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· May 16

birbs

photo of three parakeets perched on a plastic bin

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· May 15

"triforce tee fit" but it's a black shirt with this one on it with black jeans and a leather jacket

8-bit triforce from the original legend of zelda. it's a golden triangle with the word TRIFORCE under it

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Apr 9

there's a woodpecker at the dog park and its raining woodchips on my head lmao

photo of a tree's higher branches. the sillhouette of a woodpecker is perched on a branch, its head ready to strike

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Apr 4

a tale of two ai bots that go to the same ai gym

notifications. two likes from accounts with almost identical selfies showing off two almost identical ai generated women with their asses out in the same pose except one is blonde and the other brunette

screenshot from one of the bots' pages. it's an ai generated image of a vaguely white/latina woman posing in an obviously ai generated gym

screenshot from the other account's page. it's an almost identical picture with the blonde ai woman instead. they're even wearing the same outfit.

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Apr 3

yessssss seiun skyyyyy 😭

YOUR UMA PERSONALITY IS SEIUN SKY

my stats: extraversion Δ, agreeableness O, conscientiousness X, emotional stability O, openness Δ, autism spectrum 2

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 29

playing outside with the dog and she jumped up and got her neck caught in my wallet chain... she's ok she's just upset :(

pepper ann, a medium-sized staffordshire terrier mix, lays sadly on my bed with her head between her paws

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 28

just look at these two best buddies! how coild i possibly say no to running this?

karthus eternal. your deathknell effects trigger an additional time.

tasty faefolk. accelerate (you may pay 1G to have me enter ready), deathknell: channel 2 runes exhausted and draw 1

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 25

dark souls text "BURRITO CONSUMED"

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 18

hwhaaa?? this is kinda cool and also funny

wikigacha sr card: history of geomagnetism. 2862 atk 3432 def

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 16

@drestlemare.neocities.org

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 16

@linker.itch.io

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 16

@electra-inkblot.bsky.social

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 16

it's ok i love leafeon but umbreon and espeon are still bae 💚💜🖤

photo of a leafeon plush on my desk perched atop a jelly belly container

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 15

don't ask me why i have this but it is pretty funny to me

screenshot of a review of those fuzzy controllers i'm pretty sure they released as a tie-in with the sonic movies? related quotes: "these controllers aren't conducive to snack time. the dorito dust and pizza grease lives in their fur. i was killing them." ... "after my my fuzzy controllers underwent hell..."

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Mar 4

thinking about playing some super mario bros 3

calvin's dad i'll show you something interesting meme but every mario is either super mario bros 3 or super mario 64. despite You Got A Star, mario galaxy is super mario bros 3

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Feb 28

oh yeah time to update the list

tier list of all starter pokemon ranked into three groups: the cute one, the cool one, and the goofy one. the new generation 10 starters have been added onto the end. pombon is cute, gecqua is cool, and browt is goofy

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Feb 26

Fox Marth Ice Climbers Jigglypuff

skeleton war illustration that says, "what are the four core character classes? wrong answers only."

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Feb 25

the hunter wears a butterfly/fae-themed set of armor with thigh-high boots and a crown. she holds her insect wing-like shagaru magala greatsword behind her back

the hunter wears a skirt with thigh high striped stockings and a crop top with a flowy vest over it. she stands on a dock a salutes

the hunter wears the rubbery and poofy Jelly armor, shielding her eyes from the sun and looking into the distance

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Feb 25

the hunter wears a green coat and hat with matching striped trousers and leather boots. her lower face us obscured by a bandana and a high collar, and she's effectively camouflaged among some trees. she holds an oversized arrow in one hand and a silver rathalos bow in the other

the hunter is hunched over with her primordial malzeno heavy bowgun, taking aim. she wears huge and bulky armor that covers most of her body, giving the impression of a tank or a shield wall.

the hunter wears a smart, purple musketeer-like uniform with a wide brimmed hat and her face obsured by a bandana. her spiky magnamalo light bowgun is held behind her back

M A R M@virtualmarmalade· Feb 25

the hunter faces away from camera. she's wearing a japanese-style wide straw hat and a series of layered robes with wide sleeves and a bow tied on her back. her umbrella-like Jelly Dual Blades hang from her belt on either side

the hunter wears a dark plate armor set with clawed toe, bat wings, and a thorny crown. she thrusts her Shagaru Magala lance into the air

the hunter wears fur and scaly leather with multiple belts and dark sunglasses, resembling a fantasy rockstar. she holds her mizitsune hunting horn upright and points with her other hand

the hunter wears full plate armor with a crystal motif. her velkhana gunlance is secured under the arm and pointed up.