"Brown Sugar Oatmilk Shaken Espresso with Vanilla Sweetcream Coldfoam but is there some way you can make that sugar-free?"

Recently spoke with Mitch McConnell and he's feeling very well.

Tinashe being very of the moment again.

I Can't Afford a Cottage-Core Bus by the Sea... so I Live With My Elderly Mother and Think About Self Harm instead

A Barnes & Noble pizza pretzel is the most premium majestic food available to mankind. I forgot but now I remember.

My sentiments exactly.

I will not hesitate.

We're not going to hold this thing together at all, with our current lack of resolve. We're just going to keep forking over billions of tax dollars we don't have to make fools of ourselves.

Thinkin' 'bout the future.

Well if you think about it, the pin isn't free at all! All it costs is all your money, your ethics, and everything you ever loved.😅

I hate how things are, just generally.

ONLY CREEPY IF YOU’RE AFRAID OF A WEALTH TAX. 😅

I'm not saying you won't succeed. I'm saying it's sad and doesn't work to revive a career. You are now smaller. That is all. You have undermined your body of work to look sad and diminished.

You can tell he personally designed those too, with his tacky goofy ass. We need hearings. Did he use Canva? Let’s get them in, to check.

This vape was made for droppin'

The C.I.A. Can’t S-E-E What’s in Your VCR Analog is Anti-Hack

Next time you think you’re about to order something on Amazon, I want you to think about this. It will save you money.

These are the movies in my collection from between 1972 and 1976.

Mood board 4/5/2026

Oh my gosh Keith Edwards

Bitchassness just totally off the charts.

In the spirit of goodwill to humanity I’m open to Hasan topping Vaush for a special video program.

You guys this is now cleared up. Everything is okay he didn’t do it.

Don’t worry Japan, our relations with us are “delicate” too.

Honey what allies? You destroyed all of that right before you got blackmailed into kicking the largest DGAF hornets nest on the planet. The straight is closed because of YOU and now everyone has to suffer. Tell you what I’ll call up a horned owl and two muskrats. That’s more likely to help.