To be fair it totally looked like one 🤣

I was doing this a few days ago and you’re telling me I need to work today.

One benefit of home gardening is I can eat all this produce raw without any poopie diarrhea parasites (probably?)

I’ve always loved honeysuckle!

Which one do we think he is

lol so weird. Mine is a bulldog too

It’s still fuckin cold here in arctic New England but the clematis is blooming And literally nothing else 😩

Got rid of my too small beat up used skates today and got a new bebè 😎

Lunch prep: roasted honey chipotle tofu bowls over lime quinoa and roasted corn, peppers, onions. Topped with pepitas and gonna add a lime avocado crema and some cilantro. Not vegan but easily made vegan

And some guys just don’t give a fuck and now I get to share this pic from my wedding

This one specifically

Good morning. My dogs are awful and I hate them April fools

Counterpoint: you have a meeting with the continental congress but you wanna be breezy about it

A perfect outfit for hear ye hear ye the British are coming

Finally warm enough to crack the hive yesterday. They’re dead but the queen was sitting right at the top! This winter was rough, from what I’m hearing there has been a lot of overwinter hive death in our area

Went home to a place where the iced coffee is always the correct color ❤️

I raise you a fully grown Dane and his bulldog sister

If anyone ever wonders why I’m The Way That I Am, consider that this is something my father put up in his home. There is so much to unpack here including the fact a lot of these dudes would fucking hate each other

LOL this Valentine’s Day card from my aunt

Someone got a little trazodone because the Super Bowl company was working her up way too much

Still thinking about this breakfast I had last week. Eggs Benedict with corn griddle cakes, pulled pork, chile hollandaise, pickled onions and a side arugula salad. It was so damn good

So are we! Despite it all we love him

I bought this with my first Christmas bonus as a PA after wanting one for years. It was on sale and I got it for a good price but it was one of the most expensive things I’d ever bought at the time

Every time I go home to Long Island I turn into Gordon Ramsay saying “finally some good fucking food”

For any Shoresy fans who always wanted to try Puppers beer…it’s bad and you’re not missing anything 😂

I swear he’s fine

Incels and their chat gpt girlfriends be like

Big Tongue Alert

Glad to see TJ Maxx embracing so much pagan stag imagery for the upcoming solstice!