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@voidwarbler
Bi cyclist (emphasis on the ' '). Silly-voice-doer. Affable eejit. He/him. Icon by the inimitable @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social Banner is a Tandberg TCD-310 aka the zenith of tech design, a peak humanity will never attain again
For breakfast: eggs* three ways. (*cryptic crosswords) @unchcrosswords.com
Happy birthday Ewa! Tax paid in full: Rupert (who doesn't play with toys) finding my mum's dog's piggy under the sofa and deciding he Does Play With Toys, Actually, as long as they're someone else's.
M&S' branding whizzed, now they've seen which way the wind is blowing with their crunchy pilates demographic:
Today I learned that baby jesus and baby leaf spinach share a tagline. Must have the same PR, I guess.
Very handsome beast! (I also harbour a Large Praying Mantis Style Cryptid in my home, please accept attached photo as tax)
I Scarrybingo'd with another little fruitcar art post directly before yours (shout out to @jeeklaart.bsky.social for the preceding)
(to the tune of Costello's Watching the Detectives) 🎵 foxes fucking in a graveyard o-oh hear them root 🎵
The part of me that learned french at school from age 12: "let's be serious, that word probably just translates to 'all-over'--" The much stronger part of me that is still mentally age 12: "lol, taint cake"
I feel, based on this excellent t shirt, that you might enjoy this janky homebrew meme I made months ago
Not sure if 'barely scraping into the first third of the first 10% of users' ought to qualify me as a "BlueSky Elder". My understanding is I would also have needed to pick fights with dril and be a sex criminal in something called a 'poster's discord' to earn that moniker.