Going around from city to city, air dropping this to everyone I can. I've taken 652 trains and busses in the last 48 hours in order to do this. I spent 40,370PKY on the program I used to edit this, and then I had to use a free web app to deep fry it. 258USD well spent.

Did it look like this?

RPQ really said

Anyway I feel like that might be greater culture shock for me than when I went to a nexus market and got shown 30 different fruits that are called "apples" and not a damn one of them was one of these fuckers:

[Oh and she makes sure to pull out the most delicious looking berry+apple pie, holding it out to him in suitably dramatic fashion.] Sounds like one hell of an adventure! I'm glad you were quick thinking and didn't default to the past. I'm so used to timelines splitting and such I'd just not worry++

Ugh, some people are just incapable of delivering! Fine, I'll do it. ((Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-fo... ))

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Me, seeing both a really hot lady AND a really good explosion

((These will be random numbers unless you're someone she's confirmed to have the cell number of. Also, absolutely stolen.))

Sooooo. About soup with tea. Meet ochazuke

Hmm... It's not perfect, but it works well enough. If nothing else I think it's an argument that will cause even more back and forth - "But the bowl isn't submerged in the soup!" "It's not like the atmosphere is supporting the soup, while the crust is!" Then I show them these. With a thinking Emoji

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((Literally more than 6 months later I made another. Two, actually, the second I'll post in a bit. "Ask my muse a question, get one in return." I think all the graphics are legit default for CSP so.))

It would be so funny, but the damage I would cause would be immense. But also, I could completely upend the economy by bringing in unforeseen quantities of bananas and it would be HILARIOUS. But I will resist.

She pulled out a bracelet that was made of the metal. Every three layers there was the bright, warm toned expression of the ore, while the majority of the ore was a cool, purple-blue. "This is all one type of metal. Meteorite." She then laughed.

"There's one more, and... Well it's about as strong as steel, but..." She points to a rather normal looking metal bar. "It's a secret fave of mine, even though it looks normal, because even after it's cooled, it's hot to the touch. And, when treated in a very specific way..."

"It can also be mixed with special mushrooms to make shroomite, and ectoplasm to make Specrte bars." She points at each in turn. "Spectre bars are actually weaker than either ore, but they conduct magic *very* well." She grins. "This metal is probably the most magic conductive I know."

She looks thoughtful. "The scientists I get it from, they say it undergoes a transformation at the hands of those who made the beasts, but they can't tell exactly *what* that transformation entails." Next, a forest-green bar. And at this? She grins. "This one? Its ore? *grows*. Like moss!"

"This one, well," She pointed to a relatively normal, warm-toned silvery metal that at certain angles looked veined with gold. "It's stronger than both of those, but I show it because it's called 'Hallowed' metal. You don't mine for it - there are terrible beasts that are made of it."

She looks to these beautiful ingots. "These two are counterparts in that way. Equally as strong, and both quite beautiful." Next a crimson red, and then a metal that was practically holographic. "Adamantite and Titanium - they're the next tier up."

Next was a green mineral and one the same colour as her brother's hair. "Mythril and Orichalcum." She then explained. "On worlds I call 'Terrarian' they commonly have one or the other of these metals. One world has silver, the other gold. One iron, the other lead."

The next is a rich blue bar. "Terrarian cobalt," she says as she points to it. "Honestly it's gorgeous. Stronger than the other two by *miles*." "Equal in strength, is Terrarian palladium." She points to a rich, reddish bar. Far more bold than any copper.

She then puts it down and picks up a purple ingot - a different purple from her own arm's. "The first is crimtane, this one is demonit." She turned to Hornet. "If you think they're giving off something of an evil aura, you're not wrong." She looked back to the metals.

She picks up a bar of metal that's bright red with black streaks. "No matter how you forge it, the black and red always form like this after it cools." As she rotates the bar in her hand, it's clear that the effect is related to how the bar looks at different angles.

High Durium - "Ideal for cogwork!" Lunar Adamantite - "Excellent for use with light magic - ot so I'm told!" And then a final single ingot, with no ore nor sand. "This is one of the metals I mentioned, the one that's recently made its way to one of my sources."

Bismuth - She speaks just as highly of bismuth, and "You can get it on a moon of all places!" is said at *least* twice, as well as praise for how it handles heat - all her frying pans being made of the metal due to how evenly it heats It's clear the longer she goes on, the more she tells.

Dwarven Mythril - Lightweight, strong, and though it appears to corrode, it's only aesthetic (she goes on about this one for a while more than the rest, how it's food-safe, non-reactive in alchemy, among many other things) before showing her the 'distressed' look of a tool made from it.