
Shitty coworker who was the bane of my existence last day is on Friday

Hikaru Utada feat charlie puth?

People with a pinching fetish on st patricks day

Reading an email about a class cancellation and then seeing my name at the bottom “Max will lead a 1 hour online workshop instead”. That’s news to me🧍🏻♂️

Thesis work, 6 classes and full time job. I’m about to go to war

Quote this post with your best chest pic

Unintentional aesthetic cumshot photo 💦

Last haircut of the year ✂️

Shutting down work laptop until 1/5

Catching a cold and losing my voice the week I have to give a work presentation

Being able to sing all parts in Berghain because you speak all three languages

I need Digimon time stranger to be released like yesterday

Sunday scaries compounded by having both an early class and work tomorrow

White house aides right now

hate that I know exactly which one

Sun kithed (burnt my back)

A friend from uni sent me this and I’m 🧍🏻♂️

Such a long fucken week, need a bear to hit on me tonite

This is how they make me FEEL

Hearing my boss sigh after taking the entire morning to send 1 (one) email

Not the kawaii spam texts owo

Been too forgiving lately maybe it’s time to be Evil

Expedition 33 first tutorial was cracking me up with Maelle zipping through the rooftops at ungodly speeds