they're calling her the best to ever do it (where by 'it' i mean getting tentaclefucked by a venusaur while getting her head bitten off by tyrantrum)

it's mandatory to go around in the shortest skirt you can to make sure you get gangbanged in a back alley, i think

the team is finally complete... i need to become 98% dino cock by body mass i think

SHE IS KILLING ME WITH A KNIFE?????

yeah she's in there

when your gf with a size kink says she wants to sleep between your boobs

"so lexi how's your japanese server ff14 ERP alt character going? doing lots of fucked up ERP?" oh, haha, you know, just doing a few bits of optional content,

damn. i wanted to be The Girltamer (still hasn't found the spoons to Read A Book voice)

this is how i talk to girls

my gf: you should do a horny gpose with the mascot suit head on me, putting exactly 10 seconds of effort in: is this what you want. you disgusting pervert. you sick freak.

stealth level maximum

i think i deleted my original post about this because it breached containment and normies were starting to see it but thinking about the best ERP approach i've ever gotten again. yes the character is exactly what you think it is. i hope he's having a good day

good morning gamers. it's fucking raining

"come to the goonbench in the next half hour for a dicksucking" - me, probably

bimbo with whatever pronouns make it hottest and gayest

they took my tits in the war

unfortunately the gil i drain from losers can pay for a new crafting set but it can't pay for good rng rolls. 10% chance btw

i do this to girls btw

i've missed being Very Normal in ff14...

my gf being so mean to me by looking at my cutscene and going "spot the player character" :(

actually nm i found a better place for her :)

she's so cute....

the thing is ff14 is an important game because it lets you make your gf real size

ok fine i'll play the video game again

getting a handjob from my ff14 character? we call that the ol'

i'm always saying this to girls

it has come to my attention that i may be bad at conveying intent. to whit:

oh hey, it's my favorite character, erika from the hit series 'dykebreaking pornography'

*vorniest girl in the world voice* thinking about getting into those retroachievement things

UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SUNNY 😭😭😭😭 CORRECTION NEEDED anyway the team is assembled. at my wife's wish, falinks has made the horny team. every trainer needs her own bespoke anal beads I suppose