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votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 1d

Orb bro got himself a sweet balcony view. #orbweaver

A very large circular orb weaver spiderweb against the night sky and a silhouette of the treeline. The furry spider is hanging out near the center of the web.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 5d

An orange and white cat lays on the top of a cat tower next to a patio window. He is looking at the camera. It is dark outside and a strong reflection is visible in the patio window.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 5d

This is Cooper. He's getting used to the place.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 13d

#moon

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 19d

The comic "Tom the Dancing Bug" by Ruben Bolling. First panel: a rich dog hands over bags of cash to the IRS and says "more than one third of my income, oh the pain!" Second panel: a duck walks by the rich dog eating lunch. the rich dog asks "lucky ducky! How can you afford a candy bar?" Third panel: lucky ducky says "I'm poor, so I barely pay any taxes, bub! Gotcha!" Fourth panel: Rich dog says "ooh! That lucky ducky! I'll fix him!" Fifth panel: Rich dog is on the phone behind a desk and says "hello, baxter? Do me a favor and fire one of your lowly workers. Lucky ducky!" Sixth panel: lucky Ducky is standing at a bus stop. Rich dog is being chauffeured past him and asks "lucky ducky! How can you afford bus fare?" 7th panel: lucky Ducky is getting on a bus and says "unemployment benefits! Gotcha!" Eighth panel: Rich Dog in the back of his limo says "grr he gets all the luck!" 9th panel: a man on a cell phone addresses Rich dog playing golf. he says "sir, lucky ducky is ill and has no health insurance!" 10th panel: Rich Dog groans and says "he'll find some way to turn this to his advantage." 11th panel: Rich dog is sitting in an armchair reading the newspaper and says "well, I'll be! Lucky ducky died! I'll take a walk to celebrate!" 12th panel: Rich Dog in a suit and Top Hat says "hey! Who are you burying in that nice wood box?" Grave Digger says "lucky ducky!" 13th panel: rich dog is angry and says "how could he afford a burial? He was flat broke!" Final panel: Grave Digger says "this is a Pauper's graveyard!" Rich dog is very angry and screams "lucky ducky!"

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 22d

It's ebike summer!

A bar graph of an ebike's monthly mileage in 2026. April ~180 miles; May ~340 miles; June ~300 miles; July ~175 miles. Total distance: 1011.2 miles. Riding time: 60 hours, 49 minutes, 31 seconds.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 25d

Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development saying "I mean it's one taco, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· 29d

🤔

A post from the same poster, @tlyczko.bsky.social. They are quote posting a post that reads "Just because I advocate for solar panels, heat pumps and electric vehicles doesn't mean I can afford them!" Their quote text is "So true."

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jul 3

Why does Google keep showing me an airplane in my search bar? Android Chrome. Clearing cookies and cache didn't remove it.

A Google search bar that says "Search Google Web or type URL." The icon to the left of the text is a blue circle with an airplane in it.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 29

I'm so sorry.

A picture from "Spider-Man: Far From Home" where Spider-Man is on a rooftop looking at a mural of TonyStark/Iron Man saying "Everywhere I go... I see his face..." but in this case the mural of Iron Man has been replaced by a mirrored disco donut being pulled open by an oddly familiar pair of hands.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 28

Motonormativity is the curse we've inherited and have to fight against. These trucks are enormous and contribute to more dangerous roads.

A screenshot from a news story. Above the headline is a banner ad for 3 of the biggest trucks you've ever seen for sale. The headline below the massive road tanks is "Florida triathlon crash: Minnesota athlete paralyzed after car enters race course"

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 25

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence.

The movie poster for "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" showing Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. The poster also mentions actor Juliette Lewis and director Lasse Hallström. A quote from Siskel & Ebert of "Two thumbs up… Way up!" is also featured.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 24

A 6-panel comic. 1st: Man receives medal from blond woman. 2nd: Man bites medal. 3rd: Man kisses blond woman and grabs her ass. 4th: Man screams and gives the double-middle finger to the crowd. 5th: Man screams and shakes a champagne bottle. 6th: Man shakes champagne bottle on himself, standing on the 3rd Place podium. 1st and 2nd Place look at him.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 21

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image

A frame from The Simpsons of a steel worker wearing overalls and a thick glove about to pull a chain hanging from the ceiling. He has a thick moustache and is saying "We work hard, we play hard."

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 19

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 18

I think passing out while driving drunk is more serious than being described as drunk and asleep in a car. But both situations in A and B should see the driver arrested.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 17

Same parking lot, maybe the same geese, 5 weeks later

2 mature and several teenage-looking Canadian geese with some coloring but still downy feathers

Several mature and teenage-looking Canadian geese with some coloring but still downy feathers

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 12

RIP David Hockney

In the foreground: A dark wall with a square hole in it.
In the mid-ground, through the hole in the foregeound: A David Hockney painting hanging on another wall of the same color with bright lights shining on it on the right. On the left, another square hole in that wall.
In the background, through the hole in the second wall: Another Hockney painting hanging on a third wall of the same color, with bright lighting.

An extremely large David Hockney painting of two David Hockneys sitting in two chairs on opposite sides of the painting, looking at 20 different framed paintings of flowers in vases hanging on the wall that he did. Two tables are in between the two Hockneys, one with another vase with flowers, and the other with water, cigarettes, and a newspaper.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 12

Bart Simpson and Martin Prince and their various supporters hanging campaign posters for class President. Both posters have the exact same message: "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!"

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 8

What if Vatican Cities were legal everywhere?

A picture of St. Peter's Basilica from a distance along a rain-soaked, lamp-lit street in the foreground.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· Jun 7

A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· May 26

A combined emoji of a car with a giant brain on top of it. Car brain.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· May 24

I was curious about the Lake Washington Boulevard anti-bike, pro-car hullabaloo in Seattle, since I don't live there. I google mapped the closure. Three tenths of a mile and 3 minutes difference. The people protesting this are not serious people. Busting out white supremacist language is unhinged.

A Google Maps screenshot with driving directions from Mt. Baker Beach to Seward Park in Seattle, Washington, using only Lake Washington Boulevard, the road closed for bike weekends. The route along the lake is 3.1 miles in 8 minutes in a car.

A Google Maps screenshot with driving directions from Mt. Baker Beach to Seward Park in Seattle, Washington. The driving route avoids all of Lake Washington Boulevard that is closed for bike weekends. The driving route avoiding the road along the lake is 3.5 miles in 11 minutes.

An old white man holding a handmade protest sign that says "BIKES WILL NOT REPLACE US", language that is a callback to chants used by white supremacists in Charlottesville before they murdered someone and injured dozens more at the Unite the Right rally.

votenanocratic@votenanocratic· May 24

Once again I was on my bike today when a driver blew through a stop sign in a quiet neighborhood because they felt entitled to do what they wanted based on their own feelings rather than live in a society. I had the RoW on my bike path and could've been crushed to death with different timing.