Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)

@vytau

Writer, professor, dungeon master, PROFESSIONAL bass player* (and guitar but lol not that good**), displaced Detroiter, pizza lover, D&D, DCTID, Turbo Team*** *I got fifty bucks one time ** Nobody has paid me for this *** Auxiliary, strictly volunteer

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Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· 27d

Here, I made a thing. #fuckai

A table comparing artificial intelligence to "The stuff" from the 1985 horror film "the stuff" - the interrogation question is first, followed by evaluations for "the stuff' and then for AI.

AI versus “The Stuff” from the 1985 Sci-FI Horror Cult Classic “The Stuff”
Messy? Yes, very Yes, very
Nobody really knows what it is? Yes, came from hole in the ground Yes, IDK algorithms or clouds or something
What it produces is not quite human? Yes, deadly slime monsters Yes, swole hung Jesus with an AK-47, MAGA hat, and 12 fingers
Destructive? Yes, literally mind-warping, body-consuming poison Yes, actually worse in a lot of ways
Forced on people against their will? Yes, force feeding Yes, “assistants”
…Especially to children? Yes, one teenage boy Yes, an entire generation of kids via ed-tech & toys
…To benefit massive wealthy corporations? Yes, the mining company that discovers it Yes, some of the most punchable people you’ve ever seen
Other companies incorporate it to their own detriment? Yes, the whole ice cream industry Yes, have you used a computer lately? JFC
Destroys Small Towns? Yes, Stater GA Yes, literally anywhere black people live
Bizarrely profitable? Yes, basic consumer model Yes, VC shell game / con / bullshit economics, grift
Increases productivity? No, just sit around eating slop No, same
Addictive? Yes, literally destroys the mind of the consumer Yes, same
Can be destroyed with fire and explosives? Yes, it burns in glorious, cleansing fire Hmmm…

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· 28d

I'm not one to make a big deal of my own self*, but did you know tbat today is an official @detcityfc.com @ngsdetroit.bsky.social holiday celebrated in my honor?**

A muscular extremely handsome man with huge arms and a bushy beard bring a gold helmet with red horns blows a drinking horn to encourage his football team to Victory. A caption reads Sound the Horn for big Vito Day July 14th 2014.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jul 12

The quality of GW models continues to impress me. I've been away for 10 years and now all the pieces fit together perfectly every time? And, like, *barely* any mold lines?

A vollection of assembled, unpainted models from Warhammer 40,000. Power armored warriors, some with massive eeapons, some with jump packs, and two in a heavily armed hover car

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jul 10

How it started / how it's going

Two cats peacefully contemplating each other on a rug.

The same two cats from the previous picture on a rug fighting.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jul 2

I doubt anyone at CNN was clever enough to intentionally put these two so close together, but I'm glad this happened nonetheless.

A screen capture of two articles, one titled "Soaring revenue at Mar-a-Lago shows how Trump's business interests and politics intersect" and the other titled "The US economy added far fewer jobs than expected last month"

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jul 1

Welp, there goes anything else I was going to accomplish this month... #new40k

Art depicting people in power armor fighting green skinned aliens.This is the arc for the new warhammer, forty thousand boxed game

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 26

I personally feel less tech and more hope than this, but I may have over-thought a few questions. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Survey results indicating the user is woke, a luddite, a doomer, and Euro-leftist (Demsoc) in political orientation. Politically, the user is aligned most closely with NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 24

I bought some flowers for my girlfriend and I don't know guys, I feel like the blue ones might not be naturally blue...

The author's hand dyed blue by dye that came off of a flower purchased at a store.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 20

Omg your marines & my Aeldari!!!

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 20

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

A macabre skeletal figure and a woman in neck-deep muddy water, the woman is terrified. This is a scene from the 1982 movie "Poltergeist"

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 17

Been doing a lot more vegetarian cooking lately and I gotta tell you that this crispy oat patty burger with baked balsamic brussels sprouts was just *god damn*...

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 8

I stopped wearing suits everywhere a long time ago, but I still really like good leather shoes* shined to a high polish. See my man Rick at DTW airport if ypu want to see yourself in your toe cap.

A pair of doc martin boots in burgundy polished to a mirror shine.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Jun 4

Well, I made it to Detroit under somewhat unusual circumstances...

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 31

BREAKING: The Slip Nuts will NOT be performing at Freedom 250.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 27

Ope, someone bought themselves a little present and is also Midwestern dontchaknow

A coffee brown colored switching pedal for guitar. This is a boss octave o c five.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 20

Tyranid break finished - back to Marines! Here is my motivational Parasite of Mortrex with six bases of hungry little ankle biters from beyond the galactic rim. #warhammer40k #tyranids #miniatures

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 17

First squad finished! Dawnbreakers chapter, second company, first squadron*. Intercessors painted with @reaperminiatures.bsky.social paints. Up next: a tyranid break, then my Infernus squad. #warhammer40k #primaris #adeptusastartes #spacemarines

A squadron of armored science fiction troopers painted in bold pinkish-orange color.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 15

The subject & sender of an email can ruin your day* *with a steady stream of nonstop vomiting and gagging and never-ending shudders of revulsion

An email subject line and sender. It's James Carville, a notoriously strange-looking, unattractive man, announcing that he is sweating, conjuring up mental images of strangely viscous and translucent off-white beads of sweat rolling over his mildewed geriatric skin.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 3

Pistons doing pretty nice tonight

A basketball game between the Detroit Pistons in white jerseys and the Orlando magic in blue jerseys. The pistons have scired 69 points.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· May 3

W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

A btunette woman holds a bag of snacks titled "sabor de soledad" (or: taste of sadness).

This is Tina Fey as Liz Lemon from the TV show 30 Rock.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Apr 26

Free and clear - it's summahtime, baybeee!!!

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Apr 24

Just gonna post here that I took a good pick of one of our cats. She's normally not very patient, when I point the camera at her.

A cat in close up. She has pale green eyes, a black mask and a little black mustache under her adorable boopy nose.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Apr 19

Went mini golfing today at a monster-themed indoor courss - GF kicked my ass, and play was held up *several times* by the dipshit couple in front of us taking duck-lip influencer pics for insta, but I feel like the high point was the clown that was absolutely not fucking around at the 18th hole

A terrifying neon clown - only the head is visible. It is a prop marking the last hole of a miniature golf course

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Apr 11

Just for grins

For anthropomorphic, turtles emerge from a tear in some green fabric. above them, a caption reading blanche, sophia rose and dorothy.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Apr 1

All things considered, I'm really surprised I haven't seen this before now (by someone with better art skills than me, specifically). I mean -- c'mon my fellow old heads: they give us THIS box art and we don't immediately remake the classic? #warhammer40k #11thedition #HelloKitty

The box art for the 11th edition of Warhammer 40,000 reimagined as hello kitty in a crude photo shop: an armored super soldier with a cute little kitty head fights off an army of muscled ork warriors all with cute little frog heads.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Mar 11

Space Marine Players: "Ugh, Primaris are so over-specialized. Like, each squad is only ever good at one thing and you have to get them in exactly the right place or they just sit there like durrrr." Eldar players: *Stares Eldradishly* "That must be so hard for you."

An alien in a sinister-looking blank face mask and red robes wielding a glowing sword and an ivory-smooth pistol. He somehow looks incredulous despite his face covering.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Mar 6

Putin is very good at bullying because trump doesn't even seem to understand that he's being bullied. Trump is handing over his lunch money because he thinks he's helping his buddy and will get to sit at the cool kids' table. What he actually gets is a "kick me" sign on his back.

A man in grey suit labeled "Russia" steepling his fingers under the caption "Trade offer" stating "I receive eased sanctions, weakened NATO / UN" and "you receive: dead troops."

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Mar 4

This is the ideal body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

A terrifying creepy dummy with very human teeth, big dead blue eyes wide open, small bleeding cuts on its face. This is the awful horrifying monster doll from the video for "Evil" by the band Interpol.

Vytautas (Dr. Malesh If You're Nasty)@vytau· Mar 4

Remember when gamer chuds were depicting trump as the god-emperor of mankind? I think about that quite a bit, and how they were half-right. They always show him as the conquering emperor of the year 30,000 when actually...