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Andrew Walsh

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Andrew Walsh@walsh· 1d

We did it folks. We found the most Dad text message ever.

Text message that says

"Went on a tour of Sheboygan on Segways.
What a blast!
What a cool town"

With a photo of a large 3D sign that says SHEBOYGAN THE MALIBU OF THE MIDWEST"

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 1d

Scene from the Simpsons showing a three men in white lab coats in a control room. They monitoring activity on TVs and one is pushing a button and saying "we need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates"

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 2d

Kendall Roy sitting with arms crossed wearing sunglasses and big headphones.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 4d

1990s (?) business guy in a suit talking excitedly on a cell phone in the street with text that says HA HA! BUSINESS

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 9d

Gonna tell my kids this was Steve Martin

Screenshot of an old VHS recording of a bowler on TV. The TV text says "STEVE MARTIN-- Weeks Average 211.0 -- Years Average 204.9"

The bowler is a white guy with a mustach and a red and white striped shirt (horizontally)

This looks like the very early 1980s

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 10d

Google is getting weird for real.

Screen cap of Goolge AI result that says:
"Please stop yelling. Nobody is firing any burgers at your house. If you are experiencing loud noises, flying objects, or a literal emergency invovilg property damage or dangerous behavior in your neighborhood, please contact local authorities or emergency services immediately rather than messaging an AI."

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 10d

Unicorn mind exploding emoji thing. Lots of pastels.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 12d

Jerri Blank from "Strangers with Candy" looking into the camera with the subtitle saying "It's just more shame"

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 12d

In the words of Dan Savage, it gets better:

News headline from Complex that says "Time Robbins Lost 25 Pounds By Consuming Only Lemon Juice, Cayenne Pepper, and Maple Syrup."

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 12d

This could be us but you playin

Photo from the Jelly Belly website showing a couple relaxing on a blanket in the park. The young woman is laying on her back, using her lover's (?) lap as a pillow, while he apparently feeds her Jelly Bellies like a servant feeding grapes to a Roman emperor.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 18d

I don't like to publicly criticize Genevieve, but this is a terrible packing job.

Photo of Bingo Cat in a box, half buried in shipping paper and bubble wrap

Andrew Walsh@walsh· 18d

Are these the caps that the Mariners usually wear with these jerseys? This sooooorrt of looks like something I would put together on The Show, possibly while high.

Bryce Miller on the mound wearing a navy blue jersey with a teal ballcap

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jul 13

Some personal news: I'm entering a frog jump competition with my podcast buds in my home town of Valley City, Ohio. We're going to win.

Me, Andrew, leaning against a sign with my legs crossed at the ankles and looking grumpy as usual.

The sign says "WELCOME TO VALLEY CITY / Est. 1810 / Frog Jump Capital of Ohio / Home of Mack Industries / A ZONED COMMUNITY"

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jul 11

A great accidental pause

Scene from Columbo showing Detective Columbo waving his hands in conversation saying "she didn't want a cheeseburger, either."

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jul 8

I love this energy

Sign indicating "candy fun center" showing two kids jumping in the air in an uncanny empty space.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jul 3

Mariners stuff.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jun 28

I hear he has quite the arm

Unless I'm mistaken, and I may be, this is a photo of Michael Rooker on set of the Walking Dead dressed as his character, Merle, with one hand fully gone and replaced with duct tape and a knife

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jun 24

Creepy pet photo challenge

Photo of Bingo The Cat at the bottom of a long, dark stairwell. He's laying on some cardboard next to a shop vac and a work stool.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Jun 9

In case you've ever wondered how ancient I really am, here's how I do most of my listening

Photo of Andrew's kitchen radio, a vintage AM Silvertone transistor

Andrew Walsh@walsh· May 22

Me, checking in on the Mariners lineup for tonight

Kyle Moony playing a dumb guy saying "This stuff is so funny, by the way. Did a comic come up with this?"

Andrew Walsh@walsh· May 20

Scene from Arrested Development with Michael saying to George Michael "we just say manager"

Andrew Walsh@walsh· May 17

This is Lucy, who unfortunately has heard about the Padres bullpen

Close up of a puppy's face resting on a red blanket. She looks concerned.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· May 13

Comic panel showing a big humpty dumpty kind of egg man. He's opening his front door and saying "yes?" to the woman in the green prairie dress who is standing on his porch. She seems taken aback. I don't know what this is from. I stole it from someone else on Bluesky.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· May 1

Puppy Kindergarten

Photo of Lucy The Puppy from the back. She's wearing a harness and a leash, and she's looking out through a pet gate at a dog instructor in a training facility. It looks a *little* like she's in jail, but mostly she's locked in.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Apr 29

Marge Simpson. arms crossed, eyelids lowered. Someone or something is trying her patience.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Apr 26

Letting the sunshine in.

A photo of Lucy, a brown puppy, taken at ground level with her nose pointing towards the camera. She's lying (or laying?) on her back in the grass. Sunshine is on her and the purple flowers in the background.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Apr 22

Chone Figgins 2011 Topps baseball card

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Apr 19

Zonked.

Photo of a sleeping dog. She's on her back, and we only see the underside of her chin and the red blanket below her. The bone-shaped silver dog tag on her collar says LUCY, and that's what's mostly in focus.

We're watching DTF St Louis together, but that's not really part of the photo.

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Apr 18

IT ME

Andrew Walsh@walsh· Apr 17

If anyone in the North Aurora area is looking for a Smurfs Surprise Mega Egg, try the SAARs in Oak tree Village.

My hand holding a large plastic egg the size of a properly-inflated football. It's blue and sports an image of Papa Smurf with his arms crossed in front of his chest. He's smiling a bit, but it's definitely a power stance.