Show me what you got nature aww yeah

So I grew up”heatless habaneros” this year and this is a joke right? These are banana peppers right ?

You: “I love tomatoes!” This tomato: “I love you too”

This guy in Heisenberg voice: you’re goddamn right

The Mormons left a pamphlet on my door that seems to indicate that Jesus has captured Epstein. Confusing times we live in.

I celebrate our independence by realizing that the prices of things are arbitrarily set by wholesalers’ impression of supply and demand. Here’s a $7 bone in ribeye.

Do what now ?

Yes! This thing ! It was my favorite thing to play with in the kitchen when I was like …7

Thought about getting some new jork pants on Amazon, but then I saw the sustainable version. These have already been jorked.

More of a gatherer than a hunter really

Just fired up the PlayStation and so …ok this exists.

Happy Not Working Today Day. Here is a piece of meat.

The bunny thinks she is a movie star. She needs her privacy and a nice rug.

Got em

It answered and then it deleted its own answer.

Is it because I fill it with elephant poop?

Life instructions.

Got you guys something for the veggie garden.

Not sure what I am supposed to do with this information.

Dude seems completely smitten with sitting in the facefart chair.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone but there is a girl diddy.

Jeez street is a lesson too because you, you can’t let the jeez beat you.

Check out my mini nuts. I don’t know why, but they’re crinkled.

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

The world is a better place now that I know this exists.

Im sorry but this is a cat that heard what you said and is so shocked that it had to put its paw over its mouth.