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they seem a bit confused

game legit scares me sometimes how does it just KNOW

discombobulate

serves you right for not questioning why the IT guy would be kicking the door in

changed the region on my switch to Europe so Noodle can have an appropriate accent and well. I guess Cricket’s gonna have one too.

this really should have been more of a concern when y’all chose to sit up there

I’m VERY DRUNK and wife has authorized me to post a clip of her feet so I guess I’m doing that

accidentally shot this lady earlier so she decided her highest priority during a zombie attack was to slap the shit out of me #dragonsdogma2

I definitely underrated those tarring arrows before #dragonsdogma2

#dragonsdogma2

bounce bounce bounce #dragonsdogma2

should’ve stayed up there #dragonsdogma2

Cricket is a bad influence on Noodle I think #dragonsdogma2

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giant cat woman shrugging off a kick to the face #dragonsdogma2

“Behold yon chickens, pecking away” - Noodle, 2026

(7.5 dungeon, rot13) yhpxvyl gur gehfg flfgrz yrgf zr gnxr xevyr vagb gur arj qhatrba, gubhtu fur naq t'enun ner n gnq haqreqerffrq sbe guvf jrngure…

(7.5 msq, final quest, rot13) GUNG’F ZL TBNG JBYGRNZ TEBHCRQ HC VA N PHGFPRAR. BAR QNL JR’YY TRG N CEBCRE XVGGL FDHNQ RKCNAFVBA. BAR QNL. (not actually graphic media just tagged for spoilers)

some last thoughts before the patch but I noticed that the scions next to meteor in the key art are also the only scions featured in the Evercold trailer

I cast involuntary jig on you #dragonsdogma

had to leave in that adorable battle cry at the beginning #dragonsdogma2

look I was high as fuck and laughing so hard I couldn’t aim ok #hitman

thank you beloved #dragonsdogma2

Noodle showing us her fave workout #dragonsdogma2

can’t decide which is funnier between noodle committing suicide or kaede going “it’s no threat to us” one second before getting killed #dragonsdogma

worth it tbh #dragonsdogma

lots of people were surprised by Krile’s age but I bet her VA had the biggest shock of all

well thank you hellhound