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waterplant@waterplant· Jul 14

you're so lucky I know this is your whole deal because I didn't know that until relatively recently and I would've hit you with this

waterplant@waterplant· Jul 14

yeah I just saw somebody say "the lesbian seggs scene in new ghost in the shell is real" and it had me like this

waterplant@waterplant· Jul 9

misericorde

waterplant@waterplant· Jun 27

waterplant@waterplant· Jun 14

I fucking love photo modes! I love posing girls sexy! I miss doing this with custom poses on a lizard girl in ff14!!!!!! Stellar Blade actually has a posing tool, it's much less intuitive than the tools out there for gposing but I would definitely be using it if the default poses weren't so good

Stellar Blade photo mode picture. EVE is stretching her arms behind her head showing off her chest and bare stomach, visible under an open jacket. A tiny bikini covers her tits and she's wearing a mask with Doro form Goddess of Victory: Nikke on it.

waterplant@waterplant· Jun 6

There's so much stuff to do Right now I just wanna snooze because Waking up is the hardest part But then, it's essential seriously though I set an alarm and it didn't do anything so now I'm going through the one to two hour process of waking up much later than I initially wanted to and it sucks

waterplant@waterplant· May 17

god I fucking love A.B.A so much

waterplant@waterplant· May 16

man. lmao

waterplant@waterplant· May 8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the meme of a deathclaw with doge's face edited on and it says "I have a fucking foot fetish" but I've painted over the words "foot fetish" and written "oral fixation"

waterplant@waterplant· May 3

waterplant@waterplant· May 2

this is a credulous source obviously but

reddit post from r/GamingLeaksAndRumours titled "(Rebs Gaming) Halo 2&3 Remakes Are Definitely Happening and In Active Development"

image of a guy in a hi-vis at subway who's head has been replaced with master chief's helmet. the image has a snapchat caption across the center which reads "they fucked his game up 7 times???" The numbers 5, 6, and 7 have been visibly edited over the previous text, which in the original image read "4"

waterplant@waterplant· May 2

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 29

wolverine in bed wearing his full costume, mask included, holding a picture frame in his hands and touching it longingly. the frame protects a picture of the lost planet 2 box art

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 28

Waterplant
switch pro 1 doesn't even work with the fucking adapter dawg

redacted user
Oh really

Waterplant (she/her)
yeah

redacted user
Hold on

Waterplant (she/her)
not in my experience anyway
I plugged my switch pro 1 and my friend plugged her leverless into a fucking USB hub that we then plugged into my steam deck and that shit worked without any issues but sony's shitass Piss5 is just too prim and proper to even think of reading the inputs from my Dirty Poor switch controller even if I do translate it into fucking sony church latin for the entitled fuck

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 25

can we kill a few people at Sony. not everyone just a few. send a message. why are they like this

"you probably still need an adapter then, unless they're running the PS4 version on PS5 but I'm pretty sure PS5 version is tour ament standard, not just the console
DS4s are tested and proven to work with the adapter ateast

me: you need an adapter to plug a PlayStation 4 controller into a PlayStation 5?
... I will not get the discord subpoenaed

This is the real fucking stupid part
So yes, you can plug a PS4 controller into a PS5 and the PS5 will recognize your controller
However, the PS5 will only allow you to use your PS4 controller on PS4 games, and locks it out from being used on PS5 games, because fuck you broke-ass bitch

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 23

for a guy who just wrote a whole thing about understanding metrics and youtube it's very funny he doesn't realize his own employees not knowing what goes on with the gaming channel might be an indicator that the gaming channel is doing badly and not reaching anybody

You should also really try to watch every MrBeast video ok all the channels. (sounds obvious but i've asked multiple people this week what they thought about last week's gaming video and not a single person had seen it.)

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 23

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 22

hey. have you seen her? now you have

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 22

They originally wanted Ciri which I think would've been even worse. Side note but I would kill to learn what "but then, there was like, quite a different type of conversation [...]" means source: www.dexerto.com/gaming/guilt...

Ken Miyauchi had been wanting to add a guest character to Guilty Gear -Strive- since Season 2 as part of Arc System Works' overall goal of expanding its playerbase. CD Projekt Red was the first developer that they reached out to because -Strive-'s lead artist, Hidehiko Sakamura, is a big fan of the Witcher series. Satoru Honmna, CD Projekt Red's Japan Country Manager, suggested collaborating with Cyberpunk Edgerunners. ArcSys considered Ciri from The Witcher 3, "But then, there was like, quite a different type of conversation between CD Projekt Red, and we finalized our idea to down to bringing in Lucy from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners."

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 18

sonic from tails gets trolled "ok well that's stupid"

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 16

Ramlethal eats a hamburger (and enjoys it) Full scene - 22k views uploaded 3 years ago

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 15

Waterplant — 9:02 PM
you never really take stock of just how many five to ten frame pictures and clips they play in the evangelion opening until you decide you wanna replace them all

anonymized user — 9:06 PM
....
is it like. 70?

Waterplant — 9:07 PM
ya know I didn't actually count
I'm gonna say 25-45 as an estimate, the opening itself is pretty short and the really fast cuts are only in that back half
fuck maybe I'm lowballing it actually
some of those faces are up for literally two frames

Waterplant — 9:17 PM
by my count
72
I'd say give or take 5 depending on how you wanna define it

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 10

hey I'm doing this to you tomorrow

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 9

best I could do so far now that 236k->5k is dead, if they're DPing then instead of the 2H on the last knockdown you just danzai again and eat it and go fullscreen and wallbreak lol #GGST_AB

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 9

alright. my bad arcsys. i'll go to bed then. fine. no no it's fine. i'm fine.

Waterplant: was it even gonna be a midnight release or is this shit dropping at like 10 am

Octo Zed — 12:14 AM
3am-6am is downtime

Waterplant — 12:15 AM
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waterplant@waterplant· Apr 7

give it to me.

extremely low resolution image of one of the badges previewed as a reward from the upcoming battle pass for guilty gear strive. It is jam kuradoberi in a cheongsam. I need her carnally.

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 7

sometimes I look through my own replies to laugh at my own jokes and stuff and seeing the things I replied to be deleted is always a neat mystery but this one is probably the funniest so far

me replying to a deleted post: zeon Jordan Peterson got laughed off U.C. Twitter for posting a real actual video from the federation cock milking facility cause everyone assumed it was fake

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 7

you know what. I don't need to explore these ruins actually

Qud screenshot of three trining lampreys and a dynamic turret tinker.

waterplant@waterplant· Apr 6

obviously I am not asking anyone to stop drawing andy and leyley pornography of whatever variety they choose but it does always stick out to me when the porn has andy being some kind of dominant harem protagonist like this isn't his description on the store page