Jake
@waveturtlejake
Presbyterian
BREAKING: Sources close to Mitch McConnell have stated that he is alive and stable but has been sealed in the Black-Barbed Maze by the night hag Ravel Puzzlewell.
From the makers of AI priest that says it’s okay to do baptisms with Gatorade:
The director of the new Minions movie was asked if the Minions worked for Hitler during World War II and his answer was “I can only say that these specific Minions did not.”
Seeing a lot of misunderstandings of Bluey lore. This character is not Bluey. He’s Venom Bluey, also known as Punished Bluey. He’s surgically created a body double of Big Bluey, who Bluey was cloned from.
Im gonna blow everyone's mind here, but, as something found on the internet, (come closer you're not gonna want to miss this) *this could be fake* Yes I know, utterly shocking, yes. Just take some deep breaths and confirm before you flip out. If real, then fuck her too. If not, calm tf down.
Also the thing that the anti-woke people got mad at Avowed for was that the character customization screen lets you choose your pronouns.
I know there’s a lot going on in the world right now, but SEGA just announced that they’re going to sell figurines with Sonic’s DNA in them.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia starts its 18th season next month and these were the first three episodes of that show: