Lembas Eater

@waybread

Just a person trying to be pseudonymous on the internet. Sometime teacher of philosophy. Episcopal. Trying to love my crooked neighbor with my crooked heart.

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Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir waybread.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Lembas Eater@waybread· Nov 5

Me thinking about moving back to NYC this morning and then remembering I tried that and realized I'm not really a city person.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Oct 25

This man is farming your attention. Do not engage or repost. Just block. (I just took my own advice.)

Lembas Eater@waybread· Aug 24

Also, this sounds *amazing*!

The National Museum of African Art displayed an exhibit on “works of speculative fiction that bring to life an immersive, feminist and sacred aquatopia inspired by the legend of Drexciya,” an “underwater kingdom populated by the children of pregnant women who had been thrown overboard or jumped into the ocean during the Middle Passage.”

Lembas Eater@waybread· Aug 24

Yeah, you know who believed this? Ulysses S. Grant!

"The National Museum of the American Latino characterizes the Texas Revolution as a “massive defense of slavery waged by ‘white Anglo Saxon’ settlers against anti-slavery Mexicans fighting for freedom, not a Texan war of independence from Mexico,” and frames the Mexican-American War as “the North American invasion” that was “unprovoked and motivated by pro-slavery politicians.”

Lembas Eater@waybread· Aug 7

Big TLJ to Jim Carey vibes.

“He started shaking and he got up, he must have been in mid-kill-me fantasy or something like that. He went to hug me and he said, ‘I hate you. I really don’t like you.‘ And I said, ‘Gee, man, what’s the problem?’ And I pulled up a chair, which probably wasn’t smart, and he said, ‘I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'”

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jul 31

I mean this respectfully but the missing piece here is *with a compliant Congress and SCOTUS*. Biden couldn’t do this because he lacked first the latter then also the former. Also, any chance Dems had to have a friendly SCOTUS for a decade or more died in 2016. Now we have a long struggle.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jul 26

The thing I like about Bluesky is you just block these people and they disappear. Poof. Begone.

Bad posts from Olivia Reingold of the Free Press, along with an inadvertent blue highlight (my bad).

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jul 23

I am not a frequent user of profanity so believe me when I say this: fuck off.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jun 5

Are you trying to make me poor? Do you not want me to ever retire?

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jun 4

Just block these people immediately. They are either intentionally lying or so indifferently incurious that they do not care if they’re wrong. (This was about student loan forgiveness.)

Lembas Eater@waybread· May 29

You know who else talked a lot about original sin…

Lembas Eater@waybread· May 26

Crypto doesn’t expire? How those Apes doing, Mark?

Marc Cuban claiming that lottery tickets expire but crypto doesn’t.

Lembas Eater@waybread· May 26

So does this mean you’re not going to end the war in 24 hours or…

Lembas Eater@waybread· May 19

Well then strategize yourself around a block.

Lembas Eater@waybread· May 7

If you believe it. You can achieve it.

Me convincing ChatGPT that a "surprising number" of colleges have a tradition of throwing fish at students.

Lembas Eater@waybread· May 7

On a lark I asked ChatGPT to tell me what teams KR is a fan of. It told me he publicly stated that he has no interest in any teams and linked me to BlueSky... where someone who is not KR said that in response to a post about the World Cup. Anyway, the technology is really fantastic!

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Lembas Eater@waybread· Apr 27

Soon.

A picture of George W. Bush' approval rating hitting 25% in 2008.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Apr 18

The official Bluesky user manual.

Cover of Robert Brandon’s philosophical monograph “Making it Explicit”

Lembas Eater@waybread· Apr 7

“… tariffs set off a global trade war which caused a panicked sell-off called “Orange Monday” (See Fig. 4) Fig 4.

A picture of Trump with his hair blown back revealing the stark difference between his actual skin color and the color of his makeup.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Mar 26

Here’s the thing. You just block these guys. Don’t wait. Don’t argue. Just block them. Remove them from your discourse universe. Goodbye.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Mar 1

(complimentary)

John Goodman and Will Forsythe in Raising Arizona driving and screaming in sadness and rage.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Feb 9

JD Vance has mastered the art of sounding confident while talking absolute trash. Obviously there are times when a judge could tell a general how to conduct an operation. Just to pick an, uhh, random example, the general can't quarter troops in citizens' homes without permission.

JD Vance Tweet saying "If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal."

Lembas Eater@waybread· Feb 9

I am tired of Aaron Rodgers. This QB. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of his life.

Picture of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen sitting alone.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Feb 4

Picture of a stove with one hot element with the caption “Come and Touch It”.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Feb 2

Soon.

Chart showing George W. Bush’s popularity bottom out at 25% in 2008.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Feb 2

“Spare me the sob story about how Canada is our friend. I know they’re our friend I still want to dominate them!” This many is morally ill. Vicious. A bad person.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jan 31

Its obvious to everyone that the weak are clearly not a blessed as the strong. Google “Homer” or just use common sense. The problem with Yeshua’s logic is he has an IQ of 110 and thinks he’s the son of God.

Lembas Eater@waybread· Jan 30

Maybe somebody should look into that.