I'm fully counting on GTA IV being the thing that finally kills the industry as we know it. FULLY counting on and confident of it. Might not happen the day after, but as the dominoes continue to fall over the next 2~ years as landscapes try to adjust one way or another, post-launch? It's over bros

John Carmack wishes to take on We, The Unwashed Heathen Public and our childlike, agrarian pushback on data centers, obviously based on nothing but entrail portents and bone rolls

Me and my elite team of Corporate Dems are literally in a meeting about this as we speak. We've decided we're just gonna keep doing what we always do since the "shmacky left" Will never be coherent enough to break our evil Dem/GOP shadow cabal

The smart play for daytraderdipshits was to ride it down with puts, but "Le Apes 2gether Stronk 4 Daddy Elon" so now they'll just create a subreddit and sit there coping for the next decade and "🚀🚀🚀" every time there's a blipsqueeze none of them actually had short calls on

There is an honest to god Consumer Caste within the human race, who will only ever know how to engage with every single thing "as content"

Just another completely-organic happening over on The Everything App

Things you just notice after the last 4~ years: -most AIbros are middle aged. seriously. -it really is all the kinds of people who, rrrRREALLY, needed the rest of us to know/internalize over the years, that our creative pursuits & work were probably a huge waste of time &/or not all that special

I didn't want to tell you this, but... ...we're currently mobilizing toward your southern border. Everything Canada has seen thus far was nothing but a red herring. We're coming

there's a guy named florida?

This is why I never tell anyone what I'm doing, and when my games ship, no one will even know they're out

Pride Month is soon. How many of these AI corpos are gonna be like "yeeeah check it gayyys we put the rainbow in our logo because WE CARE YEEEEAAAH EVEN THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP RIGHT NOW, RAAAAAINBOWW IN THE LOOGOOOOOO YEEEAH AND A SMILEY FACE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" fuckin

I recommend these two game so hard. I haven't been this engaged with some games in so long. Might be because I don't play enough stuff anymore who knows, but they're legit great #voidwrought #ninesols #gamedev

Finished Voidwrought. I can't remember the last time I played the absolute shit out of something like that. That was so good. Moving onto Nine Sols now... (Still haven't played Hollow Knight. Still doesn't interest me for some reason)

These days everybody I see acting like Hudson, I mute or block depending on my mood. Nobody's got time for you people, get your shit together

Oh yeah, you're the Great Rhuta Bhayga, Warrior God of the Democrats holding all this shit together for Ten Whole Years, how is it that that I didn't recognize you homie????

No most people truly are and have been, just THAT stupid and/or uncharitable in their interpretations of the most benign shit

This is the best "metroidvania" since Environmental Station Alpha, and it's not even close

Millennials, don't do this. Stop doing this. You're currently in your "Fat Elvis" era when it comes to relevance/coolness. You can either get through it gracefully or do this, your choice

You couldn't fit these two posts into one?

I hate all you motherfuckers right now

everybody involved with gamergate (both sides) was huge loser and probably still is. corny-ass motherfuckers all the way up and down

We need to start being belligerently Satanic around Christian people again, even if it's corny.

GTA VI will finally bury the AAA games industry

"You should be teaching your kids and grandkids to NOT keep procreating" so corny

this is you right now going to bat for your boy hasan

You really have all this stuff just saved in a folder somewhere? That's pretty weird dawg