Kate Danvers

@wearykatie

Professional amateur, writer, GM, slayer of Metroids, and two-time Champion of Eorzea. Snark machine for @ggtribune.com and @hwoodtimes.com she/her

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Kate Danvers@wearykatie· 25d

One of the hazards of the job.

Mario doing a ground pound move, landing butt-first

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jul 12

Republican Senate Holds Emergency Meeting After Death of Lindsey Graham

Screengrab from Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith showing Jar Jar Binks on a floating platform addressing the Galactic Senate

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· May 22

Mine is silver

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· May 22

Anyone else own the first iteration of the GBA?

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Apr 11

I've seen lots of launches and missions and returns in my lifetime, but following along with the Artemis II mission through NASA livestreams has really been special.

The Integrity spacecraft floating in the Pacific Ocean with all four members of the Artemis crew sitting on an attached 'front porch' raft with recovery personnel around them.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Mar 10

This is pretty convincing evidence that CNN is using ChatGPT to write their social media posts but the editor's note in the article just seems to confirm it. Also seems to indicate that editorial is either asleep at the wheel or has also been replaced with AI.

EDITOR'S NOTE: A previous version of this story included a summary that does not reflect the gravity of the incident, thereby breaching the editorial standards we require for all our reporting. It therefore has been changed.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Feb 18

Is the conspiracy that this is just the same teenager nine times?

A thumbnail for a video titled "The conspiracy behind the 'killer' arcade game". It's a photo of an arcade in what looks like the 1980s. There are several arcade cabinets and teens or young adults playing them. All appear to be white males with very similar haircuts and dark hair.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Oct 22

Because @lavendermidnight.bsky.social has been filling my timeline with yinglet posts and memes, I decided to check out the yinglet creator on Steam and make a couple of memes myself.

A picture of the stairs of the Met Gala with a blonde yinglet superimposed on the image to make it look like she's falling down the stairs.

Two screenshots from the film Jurassic Park. The first shows a blonde yinglet emerging from the jungle, mouth open, just beside of Robert Muldoon. The second screenshot shows Muldoon looking to his left at the yinglet. The "clever girl" scene.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Oct 8

I love how years ago, Bill Burr provided the best image to mock him for selling out.

A still from the TV show Breaking Bad showing Bill Burr's character, Patrick Kuby, laying on a pile of money.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Oct 6

We use Foundry for one of my Pathfinder games, and there's a macro bar that has some pretty boring icons. So I made my own for my catgirl rogue. -Avoid Notice -Tail Boop (bludgeoning damage) -Claw attack

A fair skinned catgirl is peeking out of a cardboard box. Her eyes are level with the opening of the box. She has calico ears, calico hair, green eyes, and is wearing a tiara.

A close up of the catgirl's tail. Large and fluffy with blonde, white, black, and orange fur in a calico pattern. It's currently sticking straight out as though the catgirl is spinning around to smack someone with her tail. Part of her clothing is visible - a dark red skirt and red and black jacket.

A human hand with fair skin and long white claws. There are two silver rings on the middle finger and two gold bracelets on the wrist. The fingers are lightly curled inward.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Sep 3

Coincidentally, here's a tweet from Index on Censorship's CEO Jemimah Steinfeld quote-tweeting her organization (probably herself, let's be honest) defending LGB Alliance, a known hate group that advocates for conversion therapy. Weird how they side with the "free speech" of far right bigots. 🤔

Tweet by Jemimah Steinfeld: "This is grotesque, Biblical even. No matter where you stand on the issue there is no moral high ground to be won from either partaking in or condoning actions like these."

Tweet she's quote tweeting form Index on Censorship: "We are appalled to learn that an @AllianceLGB conference in London was closed down last Friday after hundreds of insects were released into the auditorium. The protest was designed to shut down debate and to silence gender-critical voices."

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Aug 24

Did he think his side won?

Headline from The Daily Beast: "JD Vance Mocked for Embarrassing WWII History Mistake" by Katie Francie. Article photo is of JD Vance looking like the incompetent, gormless fuckwit that he is; perhaps frustrated that he has to do an interview instead of fucking a couch.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Aug 20

These things happen.

Five shrimp tails laying around the "demon core", a plutonium core in the center of two hollow beryllium half-spheres.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jul 24

What's up, everybody? Anything interesting happen today?

The meme of two muscled arms grasping each others' hand (Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the film Predator). The one on the left says "Wrestling Fans", the one on the right says "Vtuber Fans" and the clasped hands say "Changing 'is' to 'was' on Wikipedia"

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jul 10

I opened Multiversus for the first time since it shutdown. The main menu is incredible. Without online modes, the store, battle pass, etc it looks so empty. Dead mall vibes. Which is what it is. This wasn't a game. This was a marketplace with a minigame tacked on.

The main menu of the defunct multiplayer fighting game Multiversus. The menu is sparse, with only the home screen, fighters, and career being options at the top. To the left there are buttons for Play, Training, Change Fighter, and Enter Rifts. In the center of the screen stands the selected character, Wonder Woman. The presence of so much empty space on the screen indicates there were once a lot more things on this screen.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jun 8

For Pride Month, #SquirrelWithAGun released a free DLC with all kinds of cosmetics, a race track, and a tank that can shoot concentrated gay energy. Also, the cosmetics give the squirrel "enhanced brick damage". IYKYK

A screenshot from the indie game Squirrel With a Gun showing the cosmetics menu. The squirrel is oufitted in the "Banner Warrior" accessory which adds a rainbow flag and a trans flag as banners on their back, the Progress T-Shirt clothing item, and the Transmunk fur pattern which turns them blue, white, and pink and gives them a chipmunk tail. The progress shirt and the fur both say they give enhanced brick damage.

A gameplay screenshot of Squirrel With a Gun showing the squirrel from the previous picture holding a brick of their head while on the street of a neighborhood. There are trees and a white picket fence in the background.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jun 1

IT'S THE BOY!! While I'm not that surprised they were able to get Chopper right for the live action version, I am pleasantly surprised that the reaction (at least in the YouTube comments so far) is overwhelmingly positive.

A frame from Netflix's YouTube video revealing the live action version of Tony Tony Chopper from One Piece. He is a very short anthropomorphic reindeer rendered in CGI with light brown fur, maroon shorts, and a maroon hat which his ears and antlers stick through.

He stands on two legs and is leaning to hide behind a column, hiding the wrong way so that instead of obscuring his body while peeking out, his body is the part peeking out.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· May 12

I'm going to level with you - I don't think this is going to be effective as a shovel or a metal detector. #BluePrince

A screenshot from the game Blue Prince showing a work bench with various tools and gears on it. The games UI shows a shovel with a metal detector connected to the handle, and the metal detector's plate attached to the concave side of the shovel's head. The game text reads "You assembled an improved Detector Shovel - Greater chance of finding coins and keys, much greater chance of finding coins and keys while digging."

The game is rendered in a cel-shaded artstyle giving the 3D graphics a hand-drawn appearance.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Apr 20

He'll rise, just give him a minute. Happy Easter 4/20💚

A rock tomb with a large circular boulder covering the entrance. A lot of smoke is wafting through the cracks around the boulder.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Apr 4

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Mar 24

A picture in the style and format of a "da share zone" meme showing a skull surrounded by blue flames with text in various fonts and colors reading "Typo in the DOD group text. You see this shit?? Now you went and fucked up."

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Mar 18

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

A still image from the 1966 film Daleks' Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. Peter Cushing's character "Dr. Who" stands in the foreground wearing a brown jacket and blue scarf. Over his shoulder in the background, Tom Campbell (played by Bernard Cribbins) stands wearing a pale blue button up and black tie. Both men are looking at something in the distant sky.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Feb 4

Found a Skrull.

A close up of the Fantastic Four poster released by Marvel. It shows a crowd of people cheering and holding signs for the Fantastic Four. Red circles highlight an older woman with graying hair and glasses who appears twice with the same expression on her face.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jan 20

Yesterday was session zero for a Fabula Ultima game. I described my character as a mysterious wanted woman interested in history and archaeology. A world traveler. They thought I meant Nico Robin from One Piece.

A rendered Hero Forge mini of a woman with long brown hair and tan skin. She's wearing a black shirt and pants, black heeled boots, a long red coat, and wide brimmed fedora. She's holding a gold coin at her side in her right hand and pulling the brim of her hat down over her eyes with her left hand. The character name at the bottom of the image reads "Mia San Ladrona".

Carmen Sandiego - she looks like Carmen Sandiego.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Jan 7

Heard they're adding some nerd to Marvel Rivals and it reminded me of this dumb image I made four or five years ago.

Three panels of various comics edited together to make a meme. The first panel shows Mister Fantastic/Reed Richards talking into what looks like a smart phone saying "I'm coming over." The second panel shows Invisible Woman/Sue Storm (currently visible) with her hand to her ear as though she has a phone or is listening through an earpiece, she replies, "Will you be long?"

The third and final panel shows Mister Fantastic on a city street, his torso, neck, and arms are elongated.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Dec 30

Not sure the choice really matters here. Either way I'm not going to pass. #DungeonsandDegenerateGamblers

A screenshot from the game Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers. The player is on Lou's Lounge and has a choice between two opponents: Wizard (an old man with a long gray beard, staff, and pointy hat), or Teacher (young woman with dark hair holding a blue book and a red book)

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Dec 23

"And to Tiny Tim, whose insurance did not pay his for his treatments because he had a pre-existing condition and saw an out of network provider, he sent his thoughts and prayers..." "...also a $3500 ambulance bill."

A screen from 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' showing Gonzo (the narrator) standing next to Rizzo in front of a Victorian era home. Gonzo, a blue muppet with large white eyes, long downward curving purple nose, and yellow eyelids (seriously, what the heck even is Gonzo?) is wearing a blue scarf, red coat, and brown top hat. Rizzo, a brown rat, is wearing a tan coat, red and yellow scarf, and a black top hat.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Dec 21

I got Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom as an early Christmas gift. Loving it so far.

A screenshot from the Switch game The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. On a beach, there is a single rock, then two rocks side by side to the east of the first, and additional two rocks side by side to the south, and Zelda standing next to a bed to the east of those.

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Nov 16

That cancelled TV show that you'll never stop thinking about There was never going to be any other answer...

A blu-ray disc set of the complete Legends of Tomorrow series. The box art is a scene of a mountain range with bright sunlight piercing the clouds, framing the mighty warrior Beebo, standing on a mountain in the foreground. Beebo is a teal furred plush character with a dark blue belly, large white and black eyes, pointed ears, a round black nose, and short teddy-bear-like arms and legs. The cuddly blue god of war stands in a martial arts pose, looking off camera at an unseen foe. His eyes are focused, his face serious, determined to save all of time, space, and existence from the forces of evil.

Superimposed beneath him is a stylized silver font reading "DC's Legends of Tomorrow".

Kate Danvers@wearykatie· Nov 5

Me voting in 2016: Me voting in 2020: Me voting in 2024: