JESUS FUCK PHILIP CALM THE FUCK DOWN Dude's 10 fucking levels underleveled for this Canto and still doing this much damage?!

POV: You're in the Proj. Moon universe and this is the last thing you see before you die (get wrecked Dulcinea lol)

A tale in two pictures. For reference, I did in fact go East (right), but it really doesn't matter if the non-gaze people don't all stack inside the boss. And even IF it WAS N/S... I was to their E. If they looked N, they wouldn't have gotten gazed? Then they got farmed by Exas. Twice.

There, my picture with @shenpai.gay (and also ty idk your handle weh) Along with a pic of @littlestlillian.bsky.social and friends who also idk handles in the fake end I think you can tell which one I took and which was was taken by someone who wasn't shaking with fear and excitement :)

[11:56 p.m.]You earn the achievement “Son of a...”!

WHAT IN THE MEGA FUCK

I think this part also pisses me off more. Yes, blame me and the co-melee for holding DPS... We were already hella behind before Limit Cut. I am usually seeing well below 60% on Chaos. We were ABOVE 60%! Same for the post HP share! I think the "alt Char WAR" was also alt jobbing.

A story in three parts.

ok so, things are running a LOT better after a power cycle BUT it's my core temps. I need to apply new paste before I try to play again this is it right now, no heavy load

Where's the chocobo guys? WHERE'S THE CHOCOBO GUYS?!

This AST crashing out over "Freaky arrows" being used (it's listed in the PF) to make Graven 3 not absolute buggy dogshit, tilting me to no end, yet somehow SOMEHOW I'M STILL MORE AWAKE AS 6 PEOPLE BAIT PAST ON A FUTURE CAST DON'T JOIN THE PARTY THEN

Also, for what it's worth:

Bro really said this with his whole chest huh

Also, resposting this meme already because of pride. It's fitting #FF14 #FF14

Having not done ANY fishing this expac post getting to 100, I had a lot of catching up to do. After about two weeks of very constant fishing, this is the remaining list I have on Carbuncle Plushy. #FF14 #FFXIV

The BHV changes are ass and the people who played for kills and never objectives don't know how to handle it. Actual moment I had in PVP just now. Guy was complaining that we didn't pinch Red (once) and that we now lost because they had BHV. We won. #FFXIV #FF14

I am doing big fishing, and decided that after I caught the big fish I would try to get the last fish in the node... I am still trying to get the last fish... after catching two more of the big fish

....are people for real?

....you gotta be shitting me

On the plus side, long term project is now about halfway done for video gaining. ...what do you mean that's the file size....

Yo I just cooked in the shower. Evil DMU mechanic idea. Hire me battle designers. #FFXIV #FF14

In light of recent events #FFXIV #FF14

I wonder if me saying "I have a fucking degree in this shit" multiple times drove home how they can't just pretend we don't know what "AI" is actually doing. #Fanfest #FF14

*People shitting on FF14 and the devs and showing nothing but vitriol* Mr. Prime:

CEO walks on stage

#ad Thank you @en.finalfantasyxiv.com for the package! I am really shocked I was chosen to receive this but I'm excited to! New summer and winter wear I will gladly be using! ...and now I really need to try the food huh? People keep telling me the spaghetti is 10/10 #JollibeexFFXIV