Wes Manderhoof
@wesmanderson
Silly goose. Gay pirate. Degen (not from up country). That purple haired non-binary queer from the Bay they warned you about. Kevin the peacock paparazzi. Assigned devious critter at birth. they/them. 30s.
Aww hi Mel! Miss you Here’s my most recent Kevin picture taken yesterday. He was standing next to some reflective windows checking himself out. He’s still got a couple of those long tail feathers that haven’t molted yet too
They played the Liberty Bell March on the boat (for the holiday) but in my head I’m just thinking “and now for something completely different”
Callous this whole season but particularly this theory got my brain like—
Gay to gay communication is being handed by your bartender friend this folded up in a little square (and first pondering if it’s drugs)
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is this? Who the fuck let this happen? Why the fuck is this shit allowed? This isn’t democracy it’s a fucking joke. (The questions are rhetorical please don’t @ me I’m just fucking so mad looking at this)
Calling today TreatYourselfTuesday cause frankly I’ve earned it Starting off with finally cracking open one of my fancy tea oranges 😌
Made a chicken risotto tonight with mushrooms and asparagus. Topped with crispy skin on chicken thighs. The chicken stock I used I made myself too. Very proud.
Sometimes you absolutely have to do hours and days of research for a minor detail and sometimes it’s okay to Jenkins it for the bit. You get me
Sorry I’m going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days
IVE GOT A BIG FAT FUCKIN BONE TO PICK WITH YOU MY DARLING IN CASE YOU HAVENT HEARD IM SICK—
This was my birthday cake last year ☺️ I am nothing if not committed to the bit
My gender is whatever the fuck Cloris Leachman was doing in High Anxiety Big tits faint mustache dramatic red lip
QRT with a pic of your ugly bangs in solidarity 🙏 🫂 (My bangs were never ugly tyvm and also I was never going to beat the mermaid allegations)
