riley

@whamphetamine

29, he/they, artist & published author, and all-around goofy loser

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riley@whamphetamine· 26d

i miss you, my friend

riley@whamphetamine· Jul 5

hi i'm a total stranger and i'm sorry to bother but i want you to know this post is getting traction on tumblr

riley@whamphetamine· Jul 2

my camera roll is slowly becoming a collection of sweat-soaked selfies

A bathroom mirror selfie of Riley. He's wearing a magenta cut-off tank top with the word "TRANSTIFA" on it. His face is beet red, his hair is slicked back with sweat, and he is sweating through most of the t-shirt.

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 30

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 29

i went camping for the first time in almost 20 years and actually enjoyed myself quite a bit!!! i even got to swim topless for the first time EVER!!! i wish i'd gotten more photos but i was just Locked In On Friendship this weekend lmfao. such a good trip. 🥹💛

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 26

this is what iowa's working class is dealing with rn from our "representatives." there's not a single goddamn brain cell in this man's head and he's in charge of SPEAKING FOR IOWA? WHO GIVES A FUCK IF PRISONERS ARE JACKIN IT TO PORN, OUR WATER IS FUCKING POISONED

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 26

not only did the depop dress i ordered show up in a BEER BOX secured with both duct tape AND electrical tape, but the dress is also not a size 26 like it said on the listing... it's a MEDIUM

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 25

after dissociating for like two months, my autopilot finally ended, but so did all of my snapchat streaks, because apparently i just... turned off all notifications. and i'm a lil heartbroken. also extremely irritated with myself. i'm sorry i haven't gotten back to anyone. this is so overwhelming.

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 19

3 months postop. i'm so gd emotional about it today lmao 💛💛💛💛💛

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 17

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it)

A pair of tabby cats (one an orange female named Georgia, the other a grey male named Auggie) lying on different sections of a cat tree. They're reaching out to one another, an echo to the painting "The Creation of Adam" by Michelangelo.

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 4

i think i finally understand the concept of blorbos now #TomodachiLivingtheDream

A screencap of the Nintendo Switch game Tomodachi Living the Dream. Two characters (the drag personas of the Game Grumps) are on the screen, blushing. At the top it says, "Sweethearts for 1 day"

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 3

i'm so tired of being fearmongered into voting for the "lesser evil" i've had conversations with this guy and made my fear of legalized transphobia in Iowa perfectly clear to him, but he hasn't even addressed that his spokeswoman said this fuck the Democrats and fuck Josh Turek

A quote from Tim Balk about the closing of Iowa's primary election, on June 2, 2026. The text reads:

As polls closed in Iowa, the campaign of Josh Turek, a moderate Democrat running for U.S. Senate, responded to a claim by Ashley Hinson, the Republican candidate, earlier in the day that he was "extreme on gender ideology" and supported "illegals over Americans." Hannah Goss, a spokeswoman for Turek, said in a statement that he "does not believe males should be playing female sports" and that he supports "bipartisan legislation to address immigration."

riley@whamphetamine· Jun 3

walmart brand whole milk has gone up 56¢ in the past three months. i love dynamic digital pricing. i love how the cheapest option for a grocery store in my area is slowly testing me to see how much i'm willing to pay for basic fucking necessities

riley@whamphetamine· May 28

happy SEVENTH anniversary to my transphobic bestie, Becky 🥰

Context: Seven years ago, I commented on a local news article about the Gillette commercial about a trans man being taught how to shave by his dad. Becky then replied to my comment with this.
The comment reads: "Transgender people are bullies who get turned on by being bad. Period. They believe everything evil is hot or they wouldn't do that."

riley@whamphetamine· May 25

cw: transphobia, homophobia, threats, mass sh**ting mention - - - - - ngl folks i'm pretty fucking tired of waking up to comments like this

A comment from Steven Owen on Facebook. It's in all caps and reads:
"OMAR MATEEN DIED A ABSOLUTE HERO FOR THIS COUNTRY!!!! HE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN . PROTECT OUR YOUTH"
Context: Omar Mateen was the mass shooter who killed 49 people and wounded 58 others in the Pulse shooting in Florida in June 2016.

riley@whamphetamine· May 20

i'm feeling a little bit better today so here's my fit

OP is a transmasc, hairy, white, and fat individual with glasses and short black hair/beard. He's wearing a knitted short-sleeved cardigan over a black tank top with striped black & white high waisted pants.

riley@whamphetamine· May 16

i miss you bbs. you were such an incredible friend. i wish you saw yourself the way we saw you

A feminine person (Chelsey Petersen) painting in a timed art competition (Art Battle Omaha).

Chelsey standing next to a colorful painting she did live in front of an audience

Chelsey painting in another Art Battle competition

riley@whamphetamine· May 9

at least if i die of nitrate poisoning i'll stop getting baptist cult pamphlets every time i park my car in town

The front page of a Baptist pamphlet left on my car while I was at the parade. It reads:
"HEAVEN'S CHECKLIST
TO DO
[all items below are checked off]
- Do good things
- Be baptized
- Go to church
- Keep the Ten Commandments
- Love others
- Give to charity
- Receive communion
- Say prayers
- Read the Bible"

The inner two pages of the pamphlet. I'm not gonna type out every word of this, but I will summarize the first paragraph, which says that even if you do all the things mentioned on the front page of the pamphlet, [quote] "none of those things will save you from God's judgement." Super cool to be saying this shit in public near impressionable kids.

The back page of the pamphlet. Again, I don't care enough to transcribe it, but they've included four different quotes from the bible on this 4-inch by 3 inch page. Also note that it includes 3 internet addresses: the local church's website, a website that redirects to the "blogging" section of Moments With The Book, and another website that is essentially the same MWTB site except this leads to their online store that sells literal junk and evangelical books.

riley@whamphetamine· May 4

so. um. what i thought was a star wars reference was actually 15 years of being raised catholic. oops

A friend texted me today (May 4th, which is also Star Wars Day), "May the fourth be with you!" And I responded, "And also with you!" (Which is actually what we used to say during our early 2000s Catholic mass in response to the priest saying, "Peace be with you.")

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 28

i have a sliding door on my bedroom that is the bane of my fucking existence bc no matter how i try to barricade it shut for even a single night of privacy, Auggie (pictured below) will always find a way in. cats are TOO resourceful 🫠

A chubby greyish/brownish tabby cat with a little white & pink spot on his nose and light green eyes. His name is Auggie and he's a menace.

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 28

without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

A series of tweets by Za Bunni @its320am. They read:
"Sure I can do casual"
"I'm jk I can do casual:)"
"Tbh I can't do casual"
"I can definitely do casual"
"I was lying I can't do casual"

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 28

also this meme needs to be tattooed on my goddamn forehead atp

Super Sonic says: "new rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm"

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 27

my baphomet lamp. 🥰 found her at a thrift store and immediately had to bring her home with me. i also repainted her! still need to make a custom lampshade for her but she's my pride and joy 💛

A lamp, sitting on a chair. The lampshade is old, suede, and brown. In its old state, it was painted a dark, tarnished gold for the base and bronze-ish on the ram's heads. Oh, yeah, also there are ram's heads all over it. In fact, the bottom base of the lamp has hooves to hold it up.

The same lamp as before, except the base has been painted black with shiny gold accents.

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 23

heads-up: facebook is now automatically adding AI-generated captions to certain posts that you share without captioning yourself. i did not add the highlighted comment, and i'm not the only person dealing with this, either. it's driving me up the wall. #FuckAI

A shared Facebook post by OP. It's a frog muppet holding a sign that says, "Let's Make It EARTH DAY EVERY DAY!" The added caption (seemingly by the OP) says "Just soaking up all the good vibes." In reality, this caption was added BY FACEBOOK, AFTER the post had already been shared, generated by Meta's AI.

A reddit post in the r/facebook subreddit, by u/HectoriousRex. The title says, "Facebook is adding Al captions to posts I share- help, anyone else have this issue?"
The body text says, "So I've shared 3 posts and then noticed immediately after there were Al phrases added to the post like

The details here are absolutely straight fire." I didn't type these phrases or choose this option. Has anyone else had this happen and know how to turn it off ?"

Comments on the same post:

u/Several_Brilliant705 says, "Yea I'm getting this bullshit too and have 0 idea how to turn it off. I fucking hate it."
u/HipsterElf says, "Yes. Have not figured out to turn this crap off. Thinking this the last straw."
u/Ach3r0n- says, "I am having the same issue and looking for a way to shut it off. It's annoying AF."

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 17

cw: surgery stuff, infection??? idk right side was swelling a lil last night but it didn't hurt, so i changed the dressings & went to bed. woke up this morning and the right side of my binder was fucking soaked. i've changed the dressings on that side like 3 times already since i woke up ughhhhh

A photo of Riley's healing top surgery incisions from last night. There's not much of note here, except a small amount of swelling & redness on the right side.

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 16

i hate applying for jobs.

A question on an Indeed job application that reads: "Name three retailers you look up to or admire. What does each one do best?"

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 14

i always forget and post my updates here way later than other platforms. anyway i paper-mached the giant HRT syringe

A tall sculpture in the shape of a giant syringe and needle, made of paper mache but unpainted. It's standing on its bottom plunger.

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 13

update on my giant HRT syringe sculpture: it is 51in/131cm long! assembling it was the annoying part tbh. i gotta paper-mache it, then paint it, then seal it, and then it'll be done! (might make a T vial after this to go with it... 👀) #artist #papiermache #transartist

The cardboard and bare sculpture of the syringe, sitting on top of a recliner chair. It is very long, and each joining piece is covered in blue painter's tape.

The syringe plunger bottom of the sculpture, made from a toilet paper roll tube and a couple cut pieces of cardboard and taped together with blue painter's tape.

The top BD Luer-Lok needle of the sculpture, made from a folded paper towel tube, held together in a square cylindrical shape with blue painter's tape.

The model: a capped BD Luer-Lok needle on a compatible syringe.

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 12

i am like 98% certain this nuclear bomb of a quote tweet was by @rantingtrans.bsky.social and i want her to know that she deserves some kind of award for it still, even five years later. but i'm not willing to go back on twitter to tell her so (lmao), so i hope she sees it eventually 🫶

A screenshot of a shitty transphobic tweet by Richard Dawkins back on April 10, 2021. It reads: "In 2015, Rachel Dolezal, a white chapter president of NAACP, was vilified for identifying as Black. Some men choose to identify as women, and some women choose to identify as men. You will be vilified if you deny that they literally are what they..."
The quote tweet above it (likely by @ranting_trans on Twitter, a really cool trans lady I used to follow), posted the very next day, says: "In 2010 most of my penis was incinerated at a Thai hospital, aerosolizing it into the atmosphere as carbon particles and disbanding throughout the world - particles which have almost certainly been inhaled by Richard Dawkins, making him Dick Dawkins the Dick Breather."
Captioned above both tweets is large red text (added by me back in 2021) that says "FUCKIN GOTTEM".

riley@whamphetamine· Apr 6

this is such bullshit lmfao. tired of verizon and their shady lying marketing strategies. this is the first time in a while that i've needed a new phone because this one's degrading so quickly, and they STILL tried to deceive me into paying $400+ to upgrade