Craig Church
@whatcraigwrote
He/him. Overactive imagination since '87. Helping make movies at ILM. Portland Trail Blazers and Golden State Valkyries enjoyer. Short fiction in Cast of Wonders, Escape Pod, and more. visualpostcard.cc whatcraigwrote.com letterboxd.com/lucky_rabbit
me trying to make it to my disclosure day screening unspoiled now that the embargo's up
Sometimes your commute via ferry lines up with golden hour and if you bring a camera ✨magic✨ ensues.
Don't forget to pick up some PRAISE ENERGY for the kids, they'll go nuts for their mascot (I am not making this up) ZION THE LION:
Might I suggest opting for HEIR LION? They have a form online where you can request prayer that is *definitely* not an email marketing signup form.
Okay gang which of these (very real, I've checked) "Christ-centered" energy drinks will quench my spiritual thirst and fill me with the vigor of Christ’s love???
It’s a shame I’ve got too much of a soul to grift. I’d be the Will Hunting of grifting.
Had to click into the article to make sure you're really saying what I prayed you weren't saying. C'mon, you're better than this.