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D I V A@whatdivawants· 24d

Mine: demon-red makeup, yellow contacts, horns, fangs, and a blue pinup dress: devil with a blue dress on Someone else's: white robe, halo, arm in a sling, foot in a boot, various bruises and contusions: fallen angel

Close up of my red demon makeup and the collar of the blue dress described in the post

D I V A@whatdivawants· 26d

"DHS says it found thousands of non-citizens on voter rolls in four states." Spoiler alert: no, it didn't. Because that's a bullshit lie like all the others intended to make people question the veracity of the midterm elections. [sharing a screenshot, not a link, because fuck Politico]

Text of the headline here is shared in the post. I should know which dude's face is pictured in same, but it escapes me at the moment, and frankly, I don't care. So many obsequious, fascist cowards in this administration, it's hard to tell one white male jackass from another. He's got a beard, tho, if that helps narrow it down. Whole thing is just another example of Politico doing their usual boot-licking hack job for the administration.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jul 11

Drinky Crow 😂

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jul 8

Yes, people who made excuses for Platner, from the nazi tat thru the latest allegation of rape, are being vilified. CORRECTLY, too, bc I doubt many of them would have let a woman, LGBTQ+ person, or anyone of color get away with even HALF Platner's bullshit. Another one for the block 🚫

Screenshot of bullwinkles saying "I guess reaching out to Platner's supporters and voters, recognizing their concerns, working with Platner to step aside and not be visible, without calling him trash and vilifying people who supported and voted for him was too hard for the Maine Democratic party. When you're entitled, that is."

I blocked this idiot on sight because NO QUARTER FOR RAPISTS, NOR RAPE APOLOGISTS, JACKASS. Jesus mother-loving Keee-ryst, people, this isn't difficult!

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jul 8

Saint Cecelia by Guido Reni, 1606. Never saw it in a book or anywhere else prior, just walked into the Norton Simon in Pasadena about 30yrs ago, and there she was. I wept. Borrowed $ from friends to get a print in the museum store that day. All *before* I learned Cecelia is patron of musicians. 💜

A stunning, photo-realistic, 17th century portrait of a young woman in red and white period dress. Her hair is wrapped up into a turban-like hat. She holds a violin in one hand and a bow in the other as she looks upward, lit from the top of her head downward, as if god were looking back from on high.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jul 6

Sticker on my water bottle that says "Spoiler alert, turns out I was right"

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jul 4

Have a happy, snappy 4th of July BICENTENNIAL STYLE 🇺🇲

Meme of Liberace in his 1976 Bicentennial outfit: a fully rhinestone red, white, and blue shirt with long fringe; matching blue short-shorts; red, white, and blue knee socks; and white sandals. He is posed mid-march, smiling and holding a baton-like object. On the other side are the words, "Have a happy snappy Fourth of July Bicentennial style"

The Bicentennial Rolls Royce Liberace had made for the 1976 celebration. Behind it is the Rolls he covered in mosaic mirror tiles. The man was, truly, one-of-a-kind, gay as hell, and every visit to Las Vegas since his museum closed has been kinda boring 😂

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jul 4

Also, he is one year older than I. ONE. Nothing ages like hate and failure 😅

Selfie from early May 2026, one month after I turned 60, and just after I was carded for buying drinks 😅

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 30

The single most important accessory on my outfit today #VOTE #EveryElection #NoExcuses

A selfie seemingly gone wrong at first, but instead intentionally focused on an "I voted" sticker on my shirt. Election day is every Tuesday somewhere in this country - you may not "do politics," but trust me, politics does you.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 28

Heading into downtown like the Fairy Gothmother I am 🤗 #DenverPride

My leg outstretched, clad in rainbow leggings with black bats all over them. They're from buleggings.com, a local, woman-owned business who does THE BEST designs 🥰

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 27

This slender plastic trash can dates to the 1950s or 60s. Found it at a thrift store, but it's a duplicate of one my grandparents had in their bedroom. Grandma had it next to her vanity table, this one sits next to mine, and it's used sometimes multiple times a day 💜

A small, short, thin, brown plastic trash can molded with a square pattern and flowers on the front

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 26

(screen shot, bc fuck linking directly to this nonsense) At my poorest, I *lived* on fast food. Working 3 part-time jobs in 3 different parts of town without a car/riding the bus everywhere precluded getting groceries or meal-planning. The ratio on this is delicious, tho 👇🏻

Screen shot of a post by EliteGrifters which says, "Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day." Below the post is a screenshot of Abughazaleh saying she had shrimp at Culver's - yes, the fast food chain - twice in one day, which somehow makes her a liar about being broke. Which only tells me EliteGrifters has never been broke. What a jackass.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 23

Fellow stand-up comedy fans: one of my faves, Mo Alexander, is touring all over my neck of the woods in July! Go see him if you can - I'll be attending at least 2 of the #Denver shows, if not more 🤗 #ComedyNerd #Colorado #Taos #FrontRange

July schedule for Mo Alexander standup

8th: Denver/Ratio Beerworks
9th: Greeley/Moxi Theater
10th-11th: Boulder/Comic Cents
13th: Thick Skin (hangout, maybe they'll ask him up)
14th: Taos/Valerie
15th: Taos/Earthship Biotecture Classroom
16th: Denver/Uncalled Four at Denver Comedy Underground
17th: Golden/Gnarly
19th: Denver/Comedy and Punishment at Denver Eagle
23rd: Colorado Springs/The Dark Hour
24th: Denver/Spirit Hound
29th: Denver/Aura Arts
30th: Arvada/Method & Muse

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 22

The Internet meme game on the topic has been stellar, though 😂

A Pantone Color of the Year 2026 card in algae bloom green with the color described as American Flag Blue

A fake toy titled Reflecting Pool Playset with two action figure spaces, one with green algae and one with blue polyurethane.

A photo of RFK Jr with the heading "So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry."

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 17

Runner-up: The Book of Daniel (8 episodes, 2006) The poster here doesn’t mention the humor, heart, nor that the lead character starts seeing - and talking to - Jesus Christ himself. Also an intense side story about a gay son's struggle with coming out.

Promotional card for the show with Daniel (Aidan Quinn) sitting on a wood church pew, placed like a park bench on grass. The rest of the cast stands behind the pew. The upper text: Sex. Drugs. Stolen money and martinis. Family really can test your faith. Lower text: The Book of Daniel

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. Profit (8 eps, 1996-1997) A few years after Twin Peaks, just before The Sopranos, and forever a bit ahead of its anti-hero protagonist time. Didn't hurt having Adrian Pasdar 🔥🥵

Businessman Profit (Adrian Pasdar), hands folded, looking directly at the viewer. Title of the series and the tagline "A name you can't trust" on the bottom.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 17

At 16, I had two posters on my bedroom wall: one for The King of Comedy (yes, even then) and the one in the photo. The rest of my room was decorated in sports cars, mostly Porsche and Lamborghini. No teen idols, bands, or celebs. Just comedy & cars. Some things never change 😅

A cartoon parody movie poster by Lynda Barry with a drawing of a small, angry dog and the words "He knew what people thought of his kind: high strung. Spoiled rotten. French. But in the next 24 hours, he's going to change all that... he's small. He's black. He's mad as hell. He's... Poodle with a Mohawk. You'll never call him Fifi again!"

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 15

My BFF and an amazing artist/mutual friend conspired to make me this original artwork to celebrate my 60th birthday and, well... 3 days later, I'm still floored 🥹 Goth AF ✅️ Fangs ✅️ Purple retro dress ✅️ Costume jewelry ✅️ Cocktail in hand ✅️ Absinthe ✅️ Tiki bar ✅️ Twin Peaks ✅️ I LOVE MY FRIENDS 🥹💜🥰💜

Stylized artwork of me sitting at a tiki bar with all the elements listed in the post

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 15

QP a random photo from your camera roll. No explanation (but please use alt text) I want to be confused.

A large, modernist sculpture on the balcony of the Peggy Guggenheim in Venice Italy, which depicts a human, arms spread wide and with a raging hard-on, astride some kind of imaginary, four-legged beast. The head of the beast is distinctly penis-shaped as well.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Jun 1

YUUUP 💯 Pic related 👇🏻

Tales of Mere Existence by Levni Yilmaz, ingredientx.com

A Thinly Veiled Metaphor About Voting

1st panel: One day, in the middle of the ocean (drawing of a boat sinking) Oh crud. Our boat is sinking. We are in great peril indeed.

2nd panel: (4 people on deck, person 1) We're going to be ok, everyone, just get into this life raft (person 2) Is this the only life raft we've got?

3rd panel: (P1) Yes, but it's big enough for all of us (P2) It looks uncomfortable (person 3) I don't like the color

4th panel: (P1) Guys, that's not important right now, our boat is sinking (P2) Eh, I don't feel like getting in a raft today (P3) Don't you have a raft that we'd like better?

5th panel: (P1) Look, this is serious - get in the raft or we all drown (P2) But what if we don't like either of those options? (P3) I'm not feeling this rescue

6th panel: (P2) To protest our unsatisfactory choices, let's untie the raft and let it go (P1) What? NO! (P3) Yeah! Do it!

7th panel: (raft floats away, P1) You do realize that was our only raft (P2) Yes, but we feel that raft should offer more than just survival

8th panel: Twenty minutes later (P1) Sorry, guys, I think we're all screwed (P2) You should have given us a more inspiring raft - this is your fault

D I V A@whatdivawants· May 20

Tiki is once again afoot at our house 🍹🗿🩴

One corner of our basement tiki bar, featuring two bamboo chairs with flowery pillows on them, a vintage tulip lamp, and a lot of art on the wall

Another corner of our basement tiki bar, featuring bamboo bar stools in the foreground. In the background are a decorated table and chairs, a large shelf, and a big screen TV. Again the walls have all kinds of art.

A table covered in a tablecloth with various glassware serving items on top. A fair portion of the items will hold food stuffs and snacks when the time comes.

Another table in a decorative tablecloth, but this time with a mid-century vintage heat plate and 3 buffet-style Crock pots. There will, as always, be waaaay too much food. If you're coming, bring empty containers. Seriously.

D I V A@whatdivawants· May 20

Food has been "fud" for decades, based solely on a single, 1980s Far Side /Gary Larson cartoon 😂

The words "cat fud" are scrawled on a door, a floor, and a dryer door. A cat tentatively sticks its head in the dryer whole a dog stands on the other side of the washer thinking, "Oh please oh please oh please"

D I V A@whatdivawants· May 5

Harmony: A Colorado Chorale presents CHAOTIC GOOD Friday, May 15th 7:30pm and Saturday, May 16th 2pm Both shows at First Baptist Church #Denver (14th & Grant) See www.harmonychorale.org for info #Boulder #FrontRange

Join Harmony for some Chaotic Good, featuring songs by India.Arie, Sarah Bareilles, Drew Holcomb, and more!

Concerts are Friday, May 15th at 7:30pm or Saturday, May 16th at 2p. Both shows will be at First Baptist Church of Denver (corner of 14th & Grant).

Find tickets and details at http://www.harmonychorale.org/

D I V A@whatdivawants· Apr 1

PREACH

A picture of Pedro Pascal with the quote, "I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist."

D I V A@whatdivawants· Mar 29

I don't think this person has ever met a liberal. Carpools, bikes, and the light rail is what I heard from attendees. Sure, I drove, but I don't commute daily, hadn't used my car at all for about two weeks prior, and usually go light rail. Fuck off 🚫

Post by rdmpress saying, "How about boycotting gasoline for three days instead of driving to your Saturday protest for a couple of hours"

D I V A@whatdivawants· Mar 29

An aerial photo of the No Kings march in Denver on March 28th showing the crowd stretching way back into the distance

D I V A@whatdivawants· Mar 26

🙄🫠

A still shot from The Simpsons of the sign outside Springfield Civic Center which reads "First annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of exellence"

D I V A@whatdivawants· Mar 21

Troll or moron, I try not to engage with asshattery on social media. But I'm happy to block profiles who are either shitty people or merely end up as shitty, bc same destination 😏

A post by here on Bluesky which begins, "I've seen all the U.S., sweetie, I play a lot of geoguesser," and which then goes on to trash the place, leaving OP - on their own feed and by their own admission - to simultaneously wonder why no one is responding as if they're kidding and muse that they should delete it, but is loving the unhinged responses. This is called rage-baiting and it's troll nonsense. Don't feed it; just block @totr.bsky.social

You're welcome.

D I V A@whatdivawants· Mar 20

JFC

Screenshot from the article linked below that reads, "That’s when Oman’s foreign minister Badr Albusaidi appeared on CBS’s Face the Nation with news that should have been front-page everywhere. Iranian negotiators, he said, had agreed to zero stockpiling of enriched uranium and offered full IAEA verification — a concession, he was careful to note, that went further than anything achieved under Obama, further than anything achieved before. A deal, he said, was within reach. He had flown to Washington to say this in person because he didn’t trust Trump’s proxies (Kushner and Witkoff) to relay it accurately."

D I V A@whatdivawants· Mar 19

Resist 👍🏻 Refuse 👍🏻👍🏻 Ridicule 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻