Phil Incelmo
@wheredidjasongo
All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.
I like that the new Mastodon video is a blatant nod to one of my favorite movies, The Holy Mountain. I know Brann is a big Jodorowsky fan and I know the band sampled one monologue pre-shows for a while. But it makes for a classically Mastodon video.
I’ve been trying really hard to learn Reaper only for me to remember I can make janky guitar demos on GarageBand on my phone and even if they sound like shit it’s recorded and I already feel better than I have in weeks
Unfortunately because there is no way to DM pictures, I will have to ask all of the cool people who follow me to ignore these photos
These are the options when I switch it to ASIO and nothing I've adjusted the inputs to allow me to record or hear anything.
A little too much latency for my liking but I did at least figure out how to record through the laptop mic and hear it through my laptop's headphones! Next step: Figuring out how to do midi stuff using the laptop keyboard until I can invest in a proper midi controller
Wow, a guy who condescends and gets sassy at admitted beginners was incorrect about something? Color me shocked! What's the difference between these audio drivers?
Asked Reddit for help and I finally blocked the guy who typed like he was two seconds away from calling me an ableist slur
The headphones sound like they're live but I don't hear myself clapping or saying "test" nor is any of that being recorded
The professional photographer at the dance got my extremely slutty shirt and I look like the manwhore I’ve always wanted to be
Happy Father’s Day to my dad, who taught me what it’s all about (the Mets)
The woke left doesn’t want you to know that I’m hot and pure of heart with a visible mustache and a fat dick
I saw a really cool shirt on a different app so I made one for myself for Pride. I was in too much of a rush to notice this I grabbed the glittery fabric paint but I’ll just tell myself it’s even more femmebait than it would’ve been otherwise.
June 10 is the gayest day out of all of Pride Month because it’s the birthday of these three.
Do not fucking text me unless you are Olivia Cooke in which case my phone number is 954*5**3**
It’s too bad I’m not actively courting anyone because the combo of how happy this sweet little man is cuddling with me and my buckwild hand veins would probably have anyone attracted to men climbing up the walls
Euphoria is trending? Oh boy! It finally happened! Everyone is finally ready to talk about iconic 1999 psych pop magnum opus Euphoria Mourning by Chris Cornell!
Scheduling an HIV/STI test right before Pride month knowing damn well I’ve only had one (extremely protected) sexual encounter since my last test, so that The Ladies don’t get scared off by my dating profile saying “last STI test April 2025”
Test run of a tribute bumper sticker for Brent Hinds of Mastodon. $8 including shipping, which will be split evenly between Alabama School of Fine Arts and Full Circle Rescue and Sanctuary in Helena, Alabama.
I’m kidding, this is the sweetest cat in all of Canada. And she likes Mastodon!