I work hard because I have two mouths to feed. These are the mouths.

I know I’m biased, but isn’t my daughter beautiful?

Every day is a great day to support your local library.

I’m not sure why they’re looking at me like this. I’ve never felt more judged and ashamed, and to be honest I don’t even know what in the bloody hell I did?

I had a coupon. What in the hell was I supposed to do?

But they assured me that cats are "less needy."

Standing up for what you believe in is important, noble, and necessary.

Never underestimate the therapeutic benefit of freshly-baked emotional support cinnamon rolls.

Sometimes, on a cold winter’s day, grilled cheese with tomato soup is everything the soul needs.

I wish I loved anything as much as cats love empty boxes.

If being a crazy cat man is wrong, why would I want to be right?

I’m suddenly feeling terribly judged.

With cold weather here and snow on the horizon, it was time to finally have the season’s first viewing of this delightful classic.

I work hard because I have two mouths to feed: These are the mouths.

Sometimes, happiness is found in the form of emotional support Christmas truffles.

Sometimes, it’s important to wear your Christmas shirt with your Christmas toboggan whilst sipping on some Christmasy coffee on a cool November day in front of an outdoor fire.

Let's all strive to be a Zelensky in a world of Putins.

Judge me if you will, but it’s important to embrace your inner-pumpkin.

I held out as long as I could 🎃🍁🍂

I love collecting unique covers of the gothic classics. This is one of my most cherished.

Latest truffle creation - raspberry crème truffles. Bon appétit!

Sometimes, self-care is making a batch of raspberry macarons.

They were on sale. What in the hell was I supposed to do?

If you don’t occasionally spend a Saturday making chocolate cherry truffles to temporarily escape from the world’s slow but inevitable descent into madness, then what’s the point?

Sometimes, on a rainy February Saturday, making a batch of miniature espresso-infused Pain au Chocolat can bring much-needed clarity to an otherwise chaotic world.

Sometimes, in order to make sense of the chaos going on in the world, it’s important to bake a batch of emotional support cinnamon rolls.

Why do my cats pose for photographs like they’re 18th-century aristocracy?

It’s the perfect day to read a cheesy love story.

Every once in a while, one must indulge in grilled cheese with tomato soup.

Maybe this shouldn't bother me, but it does. Someone made me aware that this author (who has blocked me to ensure I cannot see he's copying my posts) is passing off several of my posts of mine as his own. Should I take it as a compliment, or genuinely be bothered? It just feels wrong to me.