Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet. If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you. 📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
What kills me about calls like that is that it rewards the more cynical player, in this case Yamal. This isn’t going for the ball; he’s leaving his feet and throwing his body in Digne’s direction to get the contact and the foul.
I would push back on “easily” given this Yamal’s position pre-kick. It’s just a very cynical play by Yamal, effective though it was, and I just wish refs had the latitude to say, “Foul? Sure. PK worthy? Give me a break. You can get an indirect free kick.”
To take some liberties with the Owen Wilson line from Royal Tenenbaums, what my OP pre-supposes is…maybe it shouldn’t be?
At this point my rooting preferences for the World Cup basically align with my views of their elected heads of state 🇫🇷 France: Yesssss 🇪🇸 Spain: OK! 🏴 England: Ehhh, I’d rather we didn’t 🇦🇷 Argentina: oh hell naw
What good is having the lone winner of the FIFA Peace Prize as president if he can’t pull some strings on behalf of your top-scoring birthright citizen?
USMNT are playing a team with “and” in their name. Call him up. He’s good for a hat trick.
Congrats to Lionel Messi for tying Miroslav Klose’s World Cup goals record, but c’mon. This is a red if anyone else does it.
ESPN interviewed the owner of the duck in the Mexico jersey. His name is Merlin and once a week he gets a carnitas taco as a treat 🥹
Which is the bigger idea scoop? Someone from a reality tv show that’s been off the air for 15 years or “dating” a chatbot?
Stoked to finally get a chance to read this bio of Harry Reid by @thenvindy.com CEO and #Nevada know-it-all Jon Ralston
You had to punch your own hole in the vinyl, but it was good product.
I was eagerly awaiting Contested Continent to drop June 1. Christmas came even earlier than expected 😊
Can anyone in Colorado who has followed Jared Polis please help me understand just WTF he thinks he is doing here?
*waking up from the sleeping bag I’ve laid out to be first in line at the casting call* Excuse me, is this where I audition to be bullied by…?
This goes so f*cking hard. Dems, if you cannot summon this energy in this moment, step aside and let someone else in who can.
Kids, today we have to talk about Krusty Brand Chew Goo gum-like substance. We knew it contained spider eggs. But the hantavirus?! That really came out of left field! @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social
Biggest fear? I thought making themselves unreachable above a permanent underclass had sorta become tech magnates’ whole thing.
Maybe as a society we should scale back how many brain-frying, get-rich-quick schemes we give people access to at one time…
Meanwhile the NYT headline writers make it sound like a bad thing.
Qualification for the NHL playoffs is coming down to the last few games. And tonight we get the wooly mammoth and the saber-toothed tigers battling for the last two playoff spots in the western conference. How can you not be romantic about hockey?