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Whitepants

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Asshats are forever.

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Whitepants@whitepants· 10d

Trying my hand at a peach dutch baby today. Here goes nothing!

Picture of a peach Dutch baby just out of the oven

Whitepants@whitepants· 20d

A list of all brands that Taylor Farms is sold under and which restaurants use them as suppliers

Whitepants@whitepants· 21d

Art installation at NY Botanical Garden. a taxi made of orchids made to look like it’s entering a car wash

Whitepants@whitepants· 27d

I have one of those

A tree covered in vines in a way that makes it look like the rabbit from Donny Darko

Whitepants@whitepants· 27d

Side by side of Will Ferrell as Mugatu and Gary Oldma in The Fifth Element

Whitepants@whitepants· Jul 13

Mattel handheld electronic football game circa 1977

Whitepants@whitepants· Jul 12

Quote from Fletch

But the very,very end was sudden

Whitepants@whitepants· Jul 11

John Candy from Vacation - slightly altered quote

Sorry folks, Strait’s closed
Moose out front should have told ya.

Whitepants@whitepants· Jun 20

Stone Beach. Bar Harbor, ME

Whitepants@whitepants· Jun 11

It is amazing to me how quickly I can scarf down a half a bag of these cookies

A picture of a bag of Stauffers ginger snap cookies

Whitepants@whitepants· Jun 4

A screenshot that verifies that yes, in fact, chromium is still a chief export of Albania 🇦🇱

Whitepants@whitepants· Apr 27

Tiptoe

Bed of red and yellow variegated tulips

Whitepants@whitepants· Apr 27

Here’s a picture of a lady slipper

A yellow lady slipper orchid

Whitepants@whitepants· Apr 27

Felon47 asleep during an Oval Office meeting

Whitepants@whitepants· Apr 26

I was close

A tweet from nepo baby fake Christian Franklin Graham making some ludicrous fuckin claim the Felon47 was saved by the hand of god. Such utter fucking nonsense.

Fucking charlatan.

Whitepants@whitepants· Apr 12

This made me smile ear to ear

Whitepants@whitepants· Apr 12

I did a thing today..

Picture of a sourdough boule

Whitepants@whitepants· Mar 7

A road sign that says welcome to late stage Capitalism. population all of us.

Whitepants@whitepants· Mar 4

Called it

A fund raising email from Cory Booker after his grilling of Kristi Noem today. As I said he would send me.

Whitepants@whitepants· Mar 1

Stamped art of Felon47s face on a side walk with the instructions to curb your dog on his face.

Whitepants@whitepants· Mar 1

Found one….

Trump shoving a sausage down his throat

Whitepants@whitepants· Feb 28

Whitepants@whitepants· Feb 28

Absolutely fucked up but completely on brand for sundowner Felon47 to launch a war because of something he read on the internet

Picture of an article from the ad and post stating that Trump read something on the Internet about Iran, interfering with the election and that’s why he started a war with Iran

Whitepants@whitepants· Feb 20

Happy I got these on sale. Garbage. The lemon crystals on top make it toast like you’re eating a blueberry pop tart with a misting of lemon pledge. Won’t feel bad dumping these. Oof

A picture of a box of lemon blueberry crumble flavored pop tarts.

They are trash

Whitepants@whitepants· Jan 24

There… fixed it

Revised headline of an article that now states that the border patrol are experts at stealing children

Whitepants@whitepants· Dec 24

“Does anyone want to volunteer to be absolutely traumatized this holiday season?” www.huffpost.com/entry/doj-ep...

Headline from Huffington Post stating that the DOJ is looking for attorneys who want to volunteer during the holidays to help redact the Epstein Files.

Whitepants@whitepants· Dec 8

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

I picture of a device that resembles a skateboard that is supposed to be able to move you up and down stairs.

It looks like an injury lawyer’s wet dream.

Whitepants@whitepants· Nov 13

Actually he’s talking about these 8 GOP senators

The eight GOP senators who would be eligible to sue the U.S. government under the provision included in the continuing resolution (CR) are those whose phone records were subpoenaed by Special Counsel Jack Smith during the investigation into the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot. The CR provision allows these senators to seek up to $500,000 in damages if their phone records were accessed without notice.[abcnews.go +4]

The eight Republican senators named in connection with this provision are:

• Lindsey Graham
• Bill Hagerty
• Josh Hawley
• Dan Sullivan
• Tommy Tuberville
• Ron Johnson
• Cynthia Lummis
• Marsha Blackburn[deseret +2]
This provision was highly controversial and is described as having been inserted at the last minute, specifically to address the grievance of these senators regarding the subpoena of their records during the January 6 probe

Whitepants@whitepants· Oct 24

Let them eat cake…

Press secretary for Felon47 telling reporters that the piece of shit in the White House cares more about his gaudy ballroom than the American people.

Whitepants@whitepants· Oct 18

I close up of a couple of pumpkins in a pumpkin patch