Mark de la Wichita
@wichitamark
Just trying to be as excited about life as a blind Norfolk Terrier I once knew. I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.
Saw this sign and thought I needed to take a picture to use as a reply to one of your TTT posts... (Hopefully this comes across as whimsical and flirty (and as a picture of a gross sign I took while at the dump a week or two back)). 😅
So I still have all limbs and digits. If you are in the market for a chainsaw I very highly recommend this guy. I have used a couple in my day, and this is the best by far.
They say that if you have a grapefruit size hole in your roof from your neighbor's tree, it's good luck, right?
I don't think this is the strongest team I have done, but it went 82-0. 🤷
I'm obsessed with this, and I believe this team is criminally underrated.
Holy shit, I love this. This is literally what about 15% of my brain has been dedicated to at all times since I was a little kid.
Rereading this one already. I think that Catch 22 will always be my favorite novel, but this might be my second favorite. I am not sure there is a contemporary author I enjoy as much as Colson Whitehead. Everything of his that I have read is arguably one of the best books in the last 20+ years.
A grateful Bluesky user thanks you for your unwavering commitment to excellence.
An asshole opossum or raccoon chewed through the wire from the solar panel that powers the camera on one of the bird feeders.
I know that I am not the only person that thinks of this image and laughs every time I go for a walk.
This is the most 90s sounding song ever, and I just learned it was from the 80s.
Can't hit to save our lives and the bullpen is obviously on the take, but at least we aren't the Mets!
Fellas, you will catch a lot less flack next time you order some power tool you don't actually need if you add one of these to the cart for the missus.
Splurged on some new tools as a belated birthday treat. First foray into uppity red tools...and it has me feeling mighty frisky.
That's 100% what I am going to do about it and quite frankly fuck you for trying to pretend like you own real-estate on some moral fucking high ground. Unless you are talking to an elected official with the capacity to do something, you don't get to judge others for trying to get by.