me when i’m being carried away from my favorite neighbor because he’s on a work call and every time i see him i start yodeling at a deafening volume

law and order SVU is the best show of all time

recently got to wear my bus hat on the bus. a very big deal for me.

me when i both feel and act very normal

big news from the waiting room

RIP LG 💔

RIP LG 💔

RIP LG 💔

NOOOO IT’S NOT TRUE HE’S RECOVERING CUTELY WE JUST GOT A PHOTO UPDATE

there is a lethargic squirrel in here, captured with the help of a wildlife rescue volunteer with a net. we are now on our way to take him to another rescuer.

dale parton

happy pride to CMAT, hot bisexual icon who makes great fun music that rules

i don’t drive and this is what it feels like to be me

on that orpheus grindset

this brave little toaster is not having a good time with the construction noise downstairs

omg on the way out someone complimented my pants

these billboards make me so so mad because what do you MEAN “now available on the go”???? it’s a CAN OF SODA. FAMOUSLY PORTABLE. oh i’m soooo glad i don’t have to dolly around a freestyle machine every time i want a small coke now.

my haters found out i got to see a real life bee swarm and they’re crestfallen. not sure how they’ll come back from this.

texting my current husband two different big bopper bits so close together they don’t even register as different times in imessage (25 mins apart, if you’re curious)

my lawyer has weird vibes

leo has thoughts

why does my dog pose like this

miscellaneous hotties keep complimenting my hat. what could that mean.

here you go

i’m the only one on this bus. just me and this traffic cone.

we do love leo

my dog isn’t good at making friends

i am genuinely interested in this journey for you but also cannot keep myself from posting niles. i’m sorry i did try not to.

made something important