Wil Cornish

@wilcornish

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Wil Cornish@wilcornish· 10d

Built some kind of large robot today.

A gunpla model of Gundam Calibarn from Witch from Mercury, armed with a big long rifle that looks a bit like a broom and a shield. She’s leaping through the air on a stand.

A gunpla model of Gundam Calibarn from Witch from Mercury, armed with a beam saber (a weapon like a lightsaber, with a blue blade) and a shield.

A gunpla model of Gundam Calibarn from Witch from Mercury, armed with two blue beam sabers (a laser sword like a lightsaber) She’s leaping through the air on a stand and has all of her GUND-bits attached to her armour.

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· 14d

It turns out you can: a) make those booktok arrows pointing tropes at the cover ads really easily 2) Just lie on the internet

a square peach image with the cover of Penance by Eliza Clark in the middle, around it are a series of captions, each with an orange chalk arrow pointing towards the cover. Clockwise from top right they read
“Jealous exes!”
“Protagonist is on Tumblr (check out her blog!)”
“Mental health hashtag struggles”
“Teen witches”
“Could you forgive your bully… or more?”
“Beachside intrigue”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· 18d

Reposted this and within seconds I receive this text

the logical conclusion to this image is that the roadrunner can, and steals Coyote's wife

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· 24d

When was the last time you read a book so good you immediately went out and bought the authors entire back catalogue? I listened to the audiobook for Boy Parts yesterday and it was so much my shit I went to @argonautbooks.bsky.social and bought literally everything.

A fan of books by the writer Eliza Clark; She’s Always Hungry, Boy Parts and Penance

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· 26d

A signal message that just reads “oh my god the fish”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· 27d

You know what you could read instead of Dungeon Crawler Carl? That hits all the same notes except it’s good instead of bad?

The cover of Trollslayer, the first Gotrek and Felix book

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jul 12

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jul 8

Found my old WHFB 7th edition rulebook and it is… signed by three people. One of them is recognisably @gavthorpe.bsky.social but does anyone else know the other two?

A photo of the inside of an A4 book, the top has a signature reading “happy gaming! GAV 2006”, then a signature I can’t make out at all and another “happy gaming” by someone who’s name starts with an A, I think?

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 30

“Vhy are you asking me, I don’t live here”

A photo of a small amount of an advert poster, an image of a man hammering a small stake up his nose with the caption “where is Edinburgh’s castle Dracula?”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 29

Oh that’s the thing they were projecting onto the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building a couple of weeks ago!

A guy whose name I can’t quite make out being projected onto the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building as part of their light show. He is from Blue Lock. It is blue and yellow

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 25

Oh go on then pal

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 24

You can tell this is a perfect parody of Garfield because…

Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield minus Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Jon stares blankly at an empty podium. In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 22

Genuinely don’t know where this sits

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 22

This actually took eleven months. I am lagging behind my norm.

Bsky post from me (Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social) dated 9:21 PM · Jul 26, 2025 reading
"Watching @roguehobbies.bsky.social build the PGU rx78 Gundam makes me deeply wish that I had any interest in Gundams at all so I could build one, but the designs leave me cold. It’s just a guy! I don’t get it!"

Bsky post from me (Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social) dated 9:28 PM · Jul 26, 2025 reading
“For those that know me, this is 100% a post that presages me getting way way too into Gundam I about 5 months"

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 16

Thinkin’ bout 2027

Flights from Edinburgh to Narita, stopping at Helsinki Vantaa, setting off at 8:25 and landing at 13:05 and a return from Narita to Edinburgh via Vantaa setting off at 23:05 and landing at 17:20.

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 12

Finally I can participate in the Shot on iPhone campaign from a few years ago.

A photo of a nighttime scene of a Tokyo alleyway between two railway arches by the light by the centre of the photo in the foreground to the left some construction work covered up by white Tyvek boarding with hazard stripes at the bottom is a doorway mostly darkness as the corner of the anyone cut us the light from the bar on the side of the left-hand ground runs wires carrying power and in front of the bar a group of friends is such a table talking they are far towards the back of the scene. In the small amount of skyline visible, there’s a single skyscraper with multiple window lights and a tiny sliver of dark dark sky.

The whole scene has a moody feel

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 11

Too much Gundam stuff arranged on a bed.

HG models of the RX-78-2 in Gundam base colours, Gundam Calibarn, and GFreD,

An entry-grade “eco” RX-78-2 made from recycled runners

A Gundam base coloured stand for the RX-78-2

As well as a Gundam Heroic beginnings set, some card boosters, a pair of drinks coaster and a headband, a stamp rally card.

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 11

Buying a brand new perfect grade RX-93 v Gundam and then solemnly walking over to these and pushing each individual runner straight into the bin

A pair of Gunpla Recycling Project bins. They are white with pastel Haro’s in green orange blue and purple over the front and green sides. On the right one is a green haro ball. There’s a sign above them that says (in Japanese, translated by my phone “Runner collection box. If you put in the remaining runners after making it, Haro will chat a lot!”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 9

A sweaty, bloody, and dishevelled Syril Karn pointing a gun in Andor season 2

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 6

Strange timing, I’m in Japan atm and two days ago…

The giant unicorn gundam statue outside the mall in Tokyo.

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 6

These homies dissing my girl?

The front of a store called “Watts With”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 5

@swabl.bsky.social hey swabl guess where I am

An extreme close up of a part of a robot. The phrase “the vista foundation” and a unicorn are visible on one panel

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 4

Forgot to properly announce it it but I’m Tokyo, the

A selfie of me (a white masc presenting person with a short brown beard) wearing a pink running hat and green glasses with a black tshirt and a black backpack in front of a building with a big sign that reads “BIG APPLE”

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· Jun 3

Been in Tokyo than 24 hours and I’d already met a HUGE local celebrity.

A selfie of me with yellow glasses and a black tshirt throwing a peace sign with Godzilla outside the shibuya Godzilla store

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· May 29

I cannot comment on the amount of time I spent at gigs as a teenager in this particular state. (a lot)

The second of the photos from the first post of this thread with a reply from a messaging platform, which reads “I Remember you looking like this. Stoned. Sitting on the floor eating biscuits”

(description of photo: captured as if by a nature photographer, two teenagers in 2005. One of them is really short and incredibly young seeming with a brown mullet mop top and a red t-shirt.The other is tall and gangly with long brown hair and a red beanie. They’re wearing a pair of thin wire glasses. Both of them are stood in a nightclub or bar of some sort and in the background are other cool and vaguely alternative teenagers. At the top is a watermark “//unscene.co.uk/lazyfuck.co.uk - think for yourself)

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· May 29

How’s that going for you, kid.

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· May 29

Through the magic of the internet I have just found the unbelievably unsafe social network that operated in my hometown 2003-2006. Full real names, dates of birth, most users under 18… What school you went to.

captured as if by a nature photographer, two teenagers in 2005. One of them is short with a mop of brown hair and a checked shirt. Drinking a can of what I hope is Pepsi but may well be beer. The other is tall and gangly with long brown hair and a red beanie. They’re wearing a pair of thin wire glasses. Both of them are stood in a nightclub or bar of some sort and in the background are other cool and vaguely alternative teenagers. At the top is a watermark “//unscene.co.uk/lazyfuck.co.uk - think for yourself"

captured as if by a nature photographer, two teenagers in 2005. One of them is really short and incredibly young seeming with a brown mullet mop top and a red t-shirt.The other is tall and gangly with long brown hair and a red beanie. They’re wearing a pair of thin wire glasses. Both of them are stood in a nightclub or bar of some sort and in the background are other cool and vaguely alternative teenagers. At the top is a watermark “//unscene.co.uk/lazyfuck.co.uk - think for yourself"

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· May 28

A doctor who title sequence card (a blue tunnel of light whooshing toward the camera) with a small BBC ident in the top left. The text reads “EPISODE 17:FOURTH CHILDREN” (this is an episode of Evangelion)

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· May 28

Been trying to achieve this for a good while, and I did it the last day before my holiday. Sub 40 mins on my walk to work

A screenshot of an Apple workout of an outdoor walk from 0731-0810. With an icon of a stick man walking.

The details are a time of 38:52, elapsed time of 39:36. Distance of 4.52km. Active kilocalories of 398kcal

Wil Cornish@wilcornish· May 24