I've already recommended Gush, so let's add a second Gush!

Finally! After 33 years, a use for Healing Salve!

There is a literal button that reminds you to add the alt text. There is no excuse to not have alt text on your images.

Wait, is this why Kirby is kinder on the Japanese covers?

I will never get over the fact I can wake up on a summer morning and randomly see two dino-birds chilling on my back porch.

Yeah, if Spam is so useless, then who fried this rice?

400 Pages of Theory can't be wrong.

I love that the Sandhill Cranes are chill. I can see them on my patio and walk out, and they'll just be like "yo, what took you so long with the seed, Nadu and I are starving here!"

Years too early to face his greatest challenge.

Posting this cute bunny so that the Mods will stop being headasses and unbans Bugs.

What do you mean Tir Na Nog was in Illinois this entire time? I was told those Mystic Knights were based out of Ireland.

Didn't turn out too bad, all told.

"Well you're all wrong. The GOAT is and will always be Meadowlark Lemon, and until Jordan or LeBron drives someone to put up 100, I'm sticking with Wilt's opinion. But enough basketball talk, LET'S GO."

Today is my 39th Birthday, so being from Waukegan I am obligated to post this exact photo.

Happy Knicks Championship Rally Day to those who celebrate. Hope you have a better time than me and my sister at the '97 Bulls rally.

I'm not going to outright say the Ashiok-Elesh Norn-Elsepeth table is the Mean Girls nod, but Ashiok literally keeps Fetch from happening.

I just thought it was a fun factoid.

Oh, there's more rumors and intrigue about CM Punk again? I don't particularly know nor care about it, but I'm still an asshole so let's throw this rumor on the pile too. 🤼

Don't forget Fleshraker is a thing. Turn 1 wins are more on the table than usual.

Big Bertha and Mr. immortal are also there, but no dice on Dinah Soar or Grasshopper.

As always, the "fuck y'all" answer.

Finally! My Phil Jackson deck can come to fruition.

Every Mishra version is worthy, but only 60% of the paper versions of Urza are. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

One more for the evening crowd. 🤼

And before you ask, I'm a step ahead of you. Hi mod staff!

So what is the purpose of all that, you ask? Well, I got a new jersey in late last week. You're all welcome.

Damn it, I went out and bought a home gym, and still there's someone hogging the bench. You have done ZERO REPS ma'am, find another machine!