I would rather gouge out my own eyes with a regency silver pickle fork. (as seen below)

This is how my brain works......

"There are two wolves inside me" The wolves:

This is either healing or breaking me....I'll let you know.

I try so very hard not to be s stereotype. I haven't watched Heated Rivalry because it's not my thing, and that's fine. I LOVE the positive glow it gives everyone, but I thought I was immune. Then I see this. Readers, I would peel him like a grape.

It is the costume of corruption. And he's a Liberty U grad, so he probably wouldn't recognize this....

It's giving so much THIS:

She DOES get around...

The current book by my bed.

This is what it looks like when your job and a "rest cure" happen at the same time.

My dating life in a sign.

Todays blast from the past. It's old, but NOT as old as it LOOKS. Although, I maintain that I was born far too late.

Went to an outdoor event yesterday and forgot to wear sunscreen. My face is absolutely burnt. It's actually slightly swollen. I am a delicate Victorian flower......

Full disclosure: I own every biography of her ever written and have a framed print of this photo over my bed. I have obsessions and they are not always things I'm proud of. I'm prepared to be judged....

Guuuuurl. We are on the SAME PAGE.

#NSFW