I made the viral French toast cloud thing that’s been going around

Okay but like, I really like this

The phone being used to talk to Mitch McConnell

It took two days between the smoker and sous vide, but this is always so worth it

A brisket has hit the smoker

Would have been 16min ago but got delayed

Die Hard, and the only actor is Alan Rickman / Hans Gruber

More new flowers on one of my clearance rose plants

Love you too babe, you forgot this one

Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap Josie and the Pussycats

I need a pic in front of this...

These are seriously some of the best pickles I've had in a while

I went to return the cart at Lowe’s and one of my partners casually went into “Does your car have games?” mode

My cis girlfriend is feminizing me to a new level…first ever pedicure and then we went sandal shopping

I remember how badly I wanted one of these

I was just at a botanic garden in Denver that gave me such rainforest cafe vibes

I found myself at the Denver Botanical Gardens

I’m just here for the dinosaur #CORockies #Dingers4Dinger

Can confirm I’m getting a much better level of smoke penetration

Two girls, matching energy drinks, one vape

Homemade crab rangoons for breakfast

Omg…crab rangoon tacos are the best thing ever

And here’s the finished product, which would go great on a bagel

Halfway through the smoke of the cream cheese and just put down the imitation crab

Tonight’s girldinner

Thank you for the lovely idea @beezany.bsky.social