Body By Bacardi
@wineaccguy
If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack
The amusement park enthusiast future SIL just paid my smoker day food the highest compliment of all
It's a transcendent moment in life when you just realize you can just smoke ribs literally whenever you want
The rarely caught on video "secret agent crawl" where she just drags herself back and forth on the couch like this for several minutes at a time
The most divorced spokesman for the most divorced mobile game of all time
Just because I'm not a dad doesnt mean I can't celebrate father's day
This website completely falls apart every three days but I'll still check it a million times before I interact with fucking LinkedIn even once
Oh shit we won the signed set list at the Lake Street Dive concert
Feels like I'm gearing up to go to war. Street fair photo coverage is serious business
POV: you're about to get your shit rocked by spicy food and you'll thank them for the opportunity
Doing some closet cleaning and found my old college bag. I still listen to way more of this music than I care to admit
Clearing out my google storage and I guess I was really competitive at board games a decade ago
It's crazy how you can just smell when an account is following over 5000 people from their replies