AI is ruining it for us, non-english speaking people that want to check English expressions.

Like Yossarian, in Catch-22, spammers are trying to make their messages more universal. In this case, using lorem ipsum. First spam I'm tempted to open. But no.

#datavis

Estou a saborear calmamente o meu último Perna de Pau. Sim porque não vou voltar a dar DOIS EUROS por esta porcaria.

My best bike. Go ahead and make fun of it, but it was never stolen. For a station bike, I think that's the single matric that matters, which makes it perfect.

"The 19:45 train to Lisbon is about to depart." Well, if you can't see it you don't deserve to take it.

Maduro's #datavis courses in prison are having a huge impact on US politics. Here is a new example from the hearings today.

It says it's an outdoor installation. I'm not sure we are supposed to be part of it. Modern art is so annoying.

Nice morning in Porto with a Vivian Maier exhibition and the regular visit to the Soares dos Reis museum.

Big in Japan. The Portuguese in the XVI century.

Affordance is a bitch. I was mindlessly trying to drag the handle to the left (no sugar) instead of touching the point of destination for the same result. And yes, it's 30 cents and it's not terrible.

Achava que os caracóis eram coisa de mouro. Afinal na Campanhã também há. E descobri que há uma coisa pimba em que a cantora diz que pintou os cabelos do namorado, pintei-lhos, diz ela.

Vou tomar nota para não te convidar para festas. Nerds chatos. Se acha que a realidade é melhor que uma boa história deveria.mostrá-la. Sei lá, usando uma coisa destas.

Nice summer, on average.

Ajudas-me a sexy-zar funções de Excel? (Na verdade não quero, gosto de mostrar a seca que é usar fórmulas.) Esta imagem é um dos pontos em que eles mais arrebitam. Esta e a outra onde vamos procurar o Wally.

Labneh de kefir com za'atar numa fatia de pão alentejano.

A bike, horses, and blackberries for my homemade kefir. Happiness up, consumer score down.

Were you looking for a good reason to apply for Spanish nationality? Here:

Winter is coming.

Preferably. This one is the closest I can find.

Hum, should I take the train to @visualisingclimate.com? Looks a bit inconvenient and fun, particularly the Portuguese leg with the 1950's train.

I'm replying with variations of these visuals to some "it's summer, it's hot, like always, duh" posts. Still waiting for a proper reply from them.

O IPMA diz que eu vivo na praia de Carcavelos, onde estão uns agradáveis 28°. Às 9:00.

To be honest, I never understood (or respected) the bullfighting subculture to the north of Lisbon.

WFH

A heatwave just for us? Ain't that sweet! 🥰🥰🥰

No AC? No problema. Open the window and listen to the sound of rain.

Tourism: human activity characterized by traveling to faraway places to turn every historical square into a food court.

Sempre pensei que isto foi posto aqui pelo António Ferro, mas nunca confirmei. Foi? Fez isto quando construiu o castelo e aquela coisa inenarrável ao lado, certo?

Here is the F version. cc @infowetrust.com