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Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· 7d

lmao www.chron.com/culture/arti...

a man left a brave but unwise message voicing what we we've all been thinking

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· 9d

Sewist friends: does anyone know what specific type of fabric these pants are made from? I'm guessing some kind of rayon blend but the blogger's fabric store link is broken and I want to steal this whole look

A blonde woman wearing a pink sweater and orange pants

Another photo of the same blonde woman wearing a pink sweater and wide leg orange pants

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· 11d

If it doesn't qualify my next choice would be the Most English English language books

Book cover for Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· 11d

I'm not sure if this counts since it wasn't originally in English

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· 29d

Garth Marenghis Dark Place, "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· 29d

my Diarrhea Planet t-shirt is no longer a band shirt but now a heavy-handed national observation. dumbest fucking timeline, man.

Man with beard and red beanie wearing a Diarrhea Planet t-shirt, from the Hardtimes.net article, "Man Hoping Diarrhea Planet T-Shirt Distracts From Goatwhore Tattoo"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jul 7

Seems to work for a few mainstream religions. Sure, they haven't seen the rapture yet

Tobias Funke saying "but it might work for us"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jul 7

I don't think any of my friends supported what's his face after the whole Nazi tattoo thing came out, but if you doubled down you're a fucking dumb choad lol. Anyway my string of hearts is flowering the lil blooms are so cute!!

A cabinet of plants focusing on a few fines of a string of hearts plant

A closer version of the string of hearts vines, with the vines on the right showing three small flowers

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jul 6

A panel from Achewood where Lie Boy says "alright everybody! It's time to see my ass!"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 29

The "Houston mentioned" meme with an anime girl adorned with Houston-centric memorablia, celebrities, and a backdrop of the city. There's a lot here I'm sorry for not describing all of it.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 18

Another perfect day in the US healthcare system, where a low dose hormone pill to stop persistent bleeding will cost me $6k a month but just straight up yoinking the whole organ will cost me [checks notes] about $350.

An automated text notification from CVS pharmacy alerting the recipient that a prescription for the medication, Slynd, will cost $5,923.41.

A screenshot of health insurance deductible and out-of-pocket maximum spending. The remaining amount for the deductible shows $370, and the remaining amount for out-of-pocket maximum shows $342.38.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 16

Found a childhood picture of Me Causing Problems™️ that looks like it's aspiring to Renaissance proportions

A photo of roughly half a dozen girl scouts goofing off in an unspecified event space. A girl just right of center is standing up and tugging at her ears and making a grimacing face while some of the other girls look on or gesture at her. The date at the bottom right hand side of this photo indicates it was taken in November 1990.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 11

An anime scene of a man in glasses wearing a turtle neck and what aopears to be a white lab coat. He's pulling back the slide on a handgun and the subtitle says, "I'm a healer, but .."

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 10

Looks like this year's summer interns should be arriving any day now!!

A pregnant deer grazing on some grass while people walk around a tree-lined sidewalk in the background.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 10

Thanks! Also, oh no!

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jun 10

Annoying my partner by repeatedly trying to pitch this """seasonal""" summer job to him

A job listing for an HR business partner in Antarctica

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· May 28

I have a great concept for a theme park ride with an even better idea for a name if Six Flags wants to hire me~

Construction scaffolding on the side of a multi-story building. There's a large black tube that runs down the scaffolding, likely for safe and easy disposal

A closer shot of the black tube, where it terminates just above a bright green dumpster

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· May 15

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· May 12

The calls to expand SCOTUS are no longer sufficient, democrats can only rely on one tool for reliable change

It's the monster truck Gravedigger, here to make this SUPREME COURT SUPRÊME MORT

this SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· May 9

Burger King font generator with the text "we are all insects groping toward something terrible or divine" inside the buns

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· May 8

check out this delightful shuttle era NASA simulation for neurovestibular training that looks like it would have cost half your allotted tokens at a Dave & Busters

A screen shot of a science experiment record's image section detailing a lot of technical hardware. It includes head mounted VR display, a tilt device, an astronaut wearing a head display, and two polygon-heavy images of what is only titled "PAT room"

A vr-type room with what I can only describe as having a polygonal vibe. This was likely created in the 90s, and so the design reflects the technology available at the time. The virtual room cube shaped, with floor and ceiling looking like white and grey checkered tiles, and one wall having blue and grey checkered tiles and the word "welcome" written on it. The further wall on the right is red and grey checkered tiles with a black door and a pink stylized 2-d figure outlined in the center of the opened door.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Apr 27

I got this from the wall of an abandoned, dilapidated East Texas Texas house that was surrounded by scattered rotting deer carcasses and a partially uncovered well.

A stylized wooden cat carving with a weirdly long neck and deeply unsettling human-like facial features

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Apr 3

@kangdaehyung
"What the fuck are you even suppose to do with your hands while you're getting your dick sucked"

Snake bastard
Replying to @kangdaehyung
"clap"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Apr 3

Around the same time I think

mayor bill de Blasio [check mark] @lubchansky
"tried to dunk a basketball (im very tall and thought I would be able to) and instead hit myself in the weiner with a big hammer somehow"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Apr 3

Title screen of "Barkley, Shut up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley Saga"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Apr 1

"NASA complete 52-year mission to find, kill God" from the Onion

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Mar 19

"sorry we don't have any money keeping people alive we allocated the entire budget to making people dead 😎"

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Mar 3

There's like zero information I can find about why this happened so I can only assume I've been banned for watching too many cat videos.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Feb 9

Seems about righ- huh.

Bluesky map clusters labeled "queer leftist artists & shit posters," "horror film enthusiasts," and "American left wing media and comedy"

The same map but shifted a bit to show a different group of nodes, like "academic economist and development researchers""Norwegian progressive intellectuals," and a few other puzzling options.

Count Zoloft@wizardrodeo· Jan 25

Texas newscastes: freezing rain and sleet will make for potentially dangerous driving conditions, so being on the road unless it's an emergency the entire city of Dallas: [gets on the road]